UK Drivers to be Fined £600 For Driving on Roads

LONDON - England - The government wants to fine UK motorists for driving on the roads, new legislation introduced today in parliament proposes.

6

“If you drive your car on the road, you will be liable for a fine and that’s on top of the Road Tax and motor insurance. We’ve had enough of you’se lot,” the Department of Transport minister, Donnie Dravmacah revealed at a Commons meeting today.

Under the new legislation which will come into law next week, all motorists will be fined a minimum of £600 if the tires of their vehicle touches a road surface anywhere in the UK. Extra police have been recruited to police the new law.

The fines could escalate disproportionally and could make things worse for hard-up Britons who are already struggling with the rising costs of every day living.

  • harry

    what about bicycles or motorcycles?

  • Sharma

    Fantastic news… There will be greater road safety as there will no cars at all. Ony trucks, Motorbikes etc.

  • Lucas Mellor

    Insanity. I'm not sure if this is even legal?

    I have not yet seen this anywhere else but I wouldnt put it past them for trying to fleece us even further. I can't afford to be fined 1000's of quid to drive to work…

  • Anonymous

    I thought we got rid of Labour

  • RS H*LES

    ABSOLUTE EFFING BSTARDS SPEED CAMERAS ROAD TAX INSANE CAR INSURANCE PREMIUMS AND THEN FILLING YOUR CAR UP WITH PETROL THAT COSTS A BLOODY ARM AND A LEG. FUCK IT IM GOING TO DRIVE ON THE PAVEMET!

  • Gaz

    wtf What are they thinking of? The gov is acting like a bank here how much more do they want from us? I am so tired of this can't even go to the bloody shops without forking out thousands. Something is got to give???!?