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London Mayor Boris Johnson Invites Toronto Mayor Over to Advise on Capital’s Crack Problem

LONDON - England - Mayor Boris Johnson has invited the Canadian Mayor, Rob Ford to come and deal with London's massive crack cocaine problem blighting the inner city.

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“I’ve heard he has a lot of knowledge about crack cocaine,” Boris Johnson told the Evening Standard on Friday.

Crack cocaine is a terrible problem in London’s inner city area and is now even quite prevalent in the capital’s suburbs.

Toronto Mayor, Rob Ford is himself an expert in crack cocaine and can sniff it out from miles away.

Speaking from a crack den in Toronto the Mayor said: “Aaaah that hit the spot. Yeah, sure I would love to come to London, England. Where there’s crack, I be going to that spot. I need another blast of this pipe, hmmm. Hell, I might even introduce Boris to a bit of crack, and I’m not talking about his saucy secretary either.”

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