Would You Buy a Used EU Referendum From This Man?

LONDON – England – Call him Swiss Davi, or David Cameron, he’s still trying to sell you something you don’t want in 2018.

“Negotiating with the British electorate is very much like making love to a beautiful woman, first you pretend you’re on their side, then you ply them with fine wines and Belgian chocolates, string ’em along with some half-lies and evasions, promise them the earth, and then hand them over to the EU for a thoroughly good In/Out EU Referogering,” Swiss Davi said from his used car lot in Downing Street.

Do you still want to buy that used referendum now?