Alex Jones Receives Coveted Order of the Alamo Award

The Republic will rise once more

TEXAS - USA - The English tried, Mexico's Santa Ana tried, and now Piers Moron tried and failed to break America. At the forefront is Alex Jones who put the proverbial smack down on Moron's own CNN show the other day.

British news hacker reject and certified smarmy shit-stirrer, Piers Moron has received a bloody nose, ego and soul after being battered by the indomitable Texan free spirit and Infowars.com pioneer, Alex Jones, on Moron's low-rated CNN show.

"Since that Brit took over from Larry King, ratings have hit the floor. We did however notice a major spike the other day when he got five shades of shit kicked out of him by Alex. I'm the series producer and even I was salivating at the sheer beauty of it all," Arnold Weisman, series producer of CNN's Piers Moron Tonight show revealed yesterday.

Alex Jones will receive the Alamo award tomorrow at Texas's Alamo and he is also slated for the Freedom Award, Liberty Award and True American award.

"Over here, we are fighting for freedom from tyranny. Our once great nation has become a festering Big Brother police state and one day its true owners will rise up and take it back from the criminals and miscreants who are running it to the ground. God Bless the real America, not the America these other people are presenting to us," Alex Jones said from the Alamo.

Yeehah!

Americans need more of that Alex Jones Alamo spirit. Wake the fuck up!