Obama Wants Mandatory Homosexuality and Abortions For Every American

President Obama shows his support at a Gay parade in San Francisco, August 2012

WASHINGTON DC – USA – The victorious Obama administration are putting into place their latest policies for the American people after winning a second term in the U.S election.

Speaking from the White House, President Obama said that economic well-being in the United States was only a minor concern for the Democratic administration, which recently won a second term after the U.S. elections.

Fiscal Stiff

“The economy to me is not a serious concern. As long as Michelle and I can have multi-million dollar taxpayer funded vacations we do not care what is happening to the economy out there amongst ordinary people. Our main concern is how there should be more abortions and mandatory homosexuality for everyone in America. This is our goal, for every American and is a serious pledge from the Democratic party. We urge you all to embrace our ideals and we will implement a five-point-plan to put these serious pledges into force by next month.”

Obama and the Democrat party are determined to make the new pledges stick even if the Republicans oppose the new laws.

“If we cannot have bipartisan endorsements of our new laws we will simply veto the Republicans and force our hands up their butts with the new legislation. We won the election so get over it, for the next four years homosexuality and abortions will be mandatory. Forget food stamps, we want lube stamps. Don’t bother having kids either, that is unless you want a government endorsed session with a coat hanger,” an Obama worker told the Capitol Hill Post.

  • John Esteven

    Obie is the best I would invite him to my bath house any day. Luv ya Obie. smewtch xxxx

  • Daniel Grenfeld

    He looks so loving in the picture I wish I could kiss him.

  • Larry

    I heard on Fox News that Obama is gonna come around everyones house and force us all to have butt sex..

  • Patrick

    Obama better not be doing this I voted Republican but all the morans musta voted Obamo!!! It crazeee!!! Here lets all bendover and take it up d'azzz!!! Hyuck!