Silvio Berlusconi to Hold Bunga Bunga Parties in Jail
ROME - Italy - Disgraced Italian ex-prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi is to have Bunga Bunga parties in jail his aides have revealed.
After being convicted for tax evasion and fraud, the former Italian PM vows to carry on with the Bunga Bunga parties he enjoyed so much during his presidency.
"The judge, he can't stop me from having fun. We gonna sneak the ladies in through the back door. I own the jail anyway, I have Lobster Thermidor and champagne for lunch, Bunga Bunga pussy for dinner. Four years of luxury for me, and I still get to keep my billions," Berlusconi said from court.
The ex-PM, who once called a German politician a concentration camp guard, is bound to have a great time in jail and who is to say he does not deserve it, the old cad.
Berlusconi was visibly upset yesterday when the judge, in an after hours court session, reduced the sentence from four years to one.