Gay Moms Serenade Santorum in Election Song

The two singers Gina Lunchmeat and Lizzy Conch hold up their banners in celebration of Rick Santorum

OKLAHOMA – USA – Two lesbian women have struck a wonderful note of appreciation for right wing evangelical Christian candidate Rick Santorum that is set to make the Wild West heartland of America blush with pride.

“It’s a beautiful song where two gay moms praise what Santorum is doing for lesbians and we want to just show our Christian sapphic bean flicker adoration for Rick. You know, a joy buzzer love so he can win the election once he becomes the Republican candidate to take us forward into the promised land,” Gina Lunchmeat, 21, one of the singers in the duo, told Tulsa’s public access TV station, the Badly Wrapped Kebab politics show.

Certainly No Mediocre Wednesday

Rick Santorum was gushing when he heard the song on the local radio as his tour bus drove through Oklahoma: “Just the thought of those two sweet ladies getting all cozy drinking from the furry cup of election victory got me all hot and bothered. I had to get out a picture of Barbara Bush on my tour bus wall just to calm myself down. Barbara Bush, Barbara Bush, aaargh. That’ll kill the libido in any man. I’m gonna fight for you two gay moms and all the gay moms in America. God bless gay moms and their beautiful bearded oysters.”

Rick Santorum is proud to get the lesbian vote of America and is set to attend Ellen DeGeneres’s show next week.





  • Tanya

    I love gay moms theĀ„ get me all warm inside..

  • Burp

    Never mind gay moms and bearded oysters, we want the Squib's take on the Big Fat Royal Jubilee which kicked off today, and for which apparently we are all going to be celebrating in the streets (strange, as most people in the Uk don't give a rat's ass about old vinegar face, and Lizzie ain't looking that great neither).