Sarkozy Shows Off His New Hat

French president, Nicolas Sarkozy, shows off his new hat at the EU meeting yesterday

BRUSSELS – Belgium – The French president, Nicolas Sarkozy, showed off his new hat yesterday on the eve of a historic EU treaty.

Mr Sarkozy, has adopted the Pickelhaube helmet and will be wearing it at all times.

“How do you like my new ‘at? Ve vill destroy ze Ros Boeufs for daring not to join our special club. You think you can hide across the Channel? Vell, mes amis, your days are numbered,” Mr Sarkozy said to rapturous applause from the assembled unelected EU technocrats.

Nicolas Sarkozy’s Vichy government is under increasing pressure from Germany to pressurise Britain to join the failing eurozone.

“Ve vant the British to wear the Pickelhaube too. Zey must adopt this or ve vill destroy their economy and financial district sooner or later,” Mr Sarkozy said.

  • Jason

    What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?

  • Robert Ingram

    An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

    At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

    "You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

    The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

    "Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."

    The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

    "Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"

    The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

    Then he quietly explained;

    "Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to."

  • Harry Monk

    Pygmy little french cunt thinks hes napoleon. Hope his wife leaves him.
    Merkel wont shag him cos she knows he's only after her euros.
    Fucking glad Dave's got the bollocks to tell them all to fuck off.