EU to Ban Carbon Life Forms From Cities by 2050

BRUSSELS – Belgium – All non-essential carbon life forms will be banned from London and all other cities across Europe under a draconian EU masterplan to cut CO2 emissions by 95 per cent over the next 40 years.

The European Commission on Monday unveiled a “single European elite area” aimed at enforcing “a profound shift in population patterns for non-elite carbon life forms” by 2050.

The plan also envisages an end to carbon emissions from Britain to southern Europe with a target that over 95 per cent of all carbon life forms could be curbed.

Top of the EU’s list to cut climate change emissions is a target of “zero” for the number of non-essential citizens in the EU’s future cities.

Gerard Merde, the EU population control commissioner, insisted that Brussels directives and new taxation of carbon emitting life forms would be used to force ordinary non-elite citizens to expire faster or even be clinically terminated by new EU directives in the future.

“That means no more conventionally birthed humans in our brave new world city centres,” he said. “Action will follow, legislation, real action to change insidious illegal reproductive behaviour by the masses. If you are not an elite technocrat or part of the successful business financial hierarchy, you are not required to take up our oxygen and emit carbon dioxide. You are therefore, not required by law to exist.”

Mr Merde has not denied that the EU plan to cut carbon emissions by half over the next 20 years, before a total ban of carbon life forms in 2050, will limit population growth and increase Europe’s attractiveness to the elite.

“Our eco laws already accuse people of being guilty for merely existing. In the past, we encouraged population growth, especially during the industrial era and post war years, however, technology has now reached an optimum stage and the elite no longer have any use for the consumers and useless eaters. It is therefore an imperative, that in the interests of the elite ruling classes, the carbon emitting populations must be decommissioned and retired permanently. Then we can start to build the cities and eco-centres of the future populated solely by the elite and their mechanical slaves,” Mr Merde said.

Rupert Pumperjest, a spokesman for the EU’s Green Party said: “The EU has stipulated that the current human populations are redundant and not required anymore. To facilitate our master’s standard of life on this planet, I am willing to expire before my time because I am emitting too many carbon emissions and take up too many resources.”

No one has told the unelected EU technocrats and eco fascists that it does not matter what they do in Europe, because China, India, America and the rest of the world are pumping trillions of tonnes of gases into the atmosphere everyday irrespective of EU legislation. The Malthusian nightmare will continue until something is done about it.