Don't Worry Middle East Peace Envoy Tony Blair On Way to Libya

"I'll do anything for money."

TRIPOLI – Libya – Don't worry people. Please stop panicking. Everything is going to be all right because Tony Blair is now on the way to sort out the unholy Libyan turmoil he created in the first place.

It certainly wasn’t those dodgy Libyan arms deals he made behind the British people’s backs, or what about Lord Mandy and the buffoon Gordon Brown who completed the shameful Megrahi oil deal much to the chagrin of the Lockerbie relatives?

Well have no fear. Tony Blair has just departed from luxuriating on one of the multi-million pound yachts owned by one of his special friends, to clean up the awful mess exasperated by those secret Faustian British arms for oil deals he personally officiated a few years ago.

“I am not only responsible for the death of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis, but under my watch I sold most of these Libyans arms so that they could kill more of each other. As Peace Envoy to the Middle East, I can’t think of anything more peaceful. Firstly, because they kill themselves. Muslims killing other Muslims is a big bonus for us. The more that happens, the more peaceful it gets and we don’t have to do all the killing ourselves from 35,000 or so feet. Secondly, I got paid huge sums of money for what I did, so that is justification in itself. In fact, that point should be number one. I should get a frickin’ medal for all the crimes I committed in the name of the Britain. So all those moaners and do-gooders can shut the hell up,” Mr Blair said puffing on a huge cigar whilst reclining in the private jet plane headed towards Paris’ Charles De Gaulle airport, where he will spirited off to an all-expenses-paid five star hotel to conduct further Middle East Peace negotiations.

  • confused, Horley

    The Buthcher and Warmonger Blair. Who wasnt totally astonished at his appointment as Middle East peace Envoy, given his record. Where was he during the Egypt uprising, Bahrain, Jordan, Yemen, Tunisia, Morroco, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia and now Libya, not to mention the continuing strife between Israel and Palestine? Maybe given all the past links through arms deals and oil deals he has already made enough money out of the region and and feels that his work here is done

  • Gordon Brown

    Blair is a spineless wanker ….where is he now?

  • An Arab from Gaza and a self-confessed member of Hamas once asked me, “How can we have peace?” I though it was a strange question coming from a terrorist. When I asked him if he was ready to recognize Israel's right to exist, he answered, “There is no such country as 'Israel'; there is only Palestine, my country.” That's why negotiating peace with Hamas or any other Arab faction is a fool's errand. In this man’s mind, Israel’s right to exist is not an issue because there is no Israel; there is just a large, well-armed group of space-occupying Jewish squatters, who deserve death. Furthermore, every U.S. president keeps saying the same mantra, “They [Palestinian Authority] must recognize Israel’s right to exist.” Correction; they must first recognize that Israel exists. Actually, somebody forgot to tell all of the politicians that we Jews don’t need their permission to exist as a nation; G-d gave that to us at Mount Sinai.

  • I just read your article on Blair/Klease be alerted to:

    So you have got to wonder why RICK WARREN is about to give TONY BLAIR his Globe Peace Plan Award at Saddleback. But I am not surprised since Warren thinks he can forge his plan with Muslims.

    Also see Rick Warren's Global Peace Plan vs. Scripture

    James Sundquist