Berlusconi Castrated by Angry Mob of Italian Women

Berlusconi pictured recovering from his bed at the prestigious San Raffaele Hospital

MILAN - Italy - In a tragic turn of events, Silvio Berlusconi, was yesterday castrated by a mob of 250 angry women who marauded through the PM's palace and dealt a vicious blow to his manhood, the Italian police have revealed.

"Silvio was entertaining some delegates (prostitutes) when the angry women struck. They came through the double doors screaming and yelling, then clinically castrated the poor fellow before tossing his bollocks at the guard dogs who ate them up with gusto," a visibly scared butler to the PM, Angelo Malvolio, told the RAI network.

They say this is the advent of 'People Power' and with events unfolding in the Middle East, there is good reason for European leaders to be just as scared as their Arab counterparts.

"It's scary now. Poor Silvio he was just being a man. Now I don't what the poor bastard is. I just spoke to him on the phone and he spoke in a castrato tone. He got no balls now eh!" an Italian opposition party member said.

At the moment, Signor Berlusconi is recovering in a hospital in Milan, and his doctors say that he should be up and about in a few days, albeit balless.

"His doctors advise him to stay away from the 'putanas' for a few days until his sack heals. After that, he can get like a eunuch and carry on with his fun," Afredo Marchello, Berlusconi's personal fixer man revealed on the Tutti Frutti show.

It seems that even in Italy, famed for La Dolce Vita, things are getting out of hand and some segments of the population are truly fed up with Berlusconi.