Al Qaeda Leaders Praise Obama on Record U.S. Deficit

Barack Obama has been praised for his stellar work in destroying the American economy irreparably.

A CAVE – Pakistan Border Region – Senior Al Qaeda terrorists have heaped praise on President Barack Obama for taking America's economy back to the stone age and beyond.

“Sheeit! We couldn’t have done it better. This dude has spent so much money on nothing that he’s created a big black hole of debt that no one can get out of. Spending millions on Air Force One, bogus bailouts and a Health Care system that is guaranteed to bankrupt America. Heck, his six day Hawaiian vacation cost the US taxpayer $24 million alone. We got to hand it to the boy. He done good, dammit!” Waqim al Sammarah, a high ranking Al Qaeda terrorist said on a tape released to Al Jazeera on Monday night.

Looking at the figures, even Bush junior didn’t get close to the spending spree Obama has gone on.

“You had the socialist Gordon Brown do the same thing in the UK. Now we got another socialist idiot tearing up the money and throwing it into a bottomless pit in the US. The former British PM Margaret Thatcher once said: ‘The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money’ and she was right on the ball with that one for sure,” Republican congressman, Edward Dean, said yesterday on Capitol Hill.

Another Al Qaeda operative, Musharef Al Binny, said on the tape: “Masha Allah to Obama. He has hit the U.S. with more bombs than we could ever hope for. Not only are they now bogged down in two quagmire wars that are costing them hundreds of millions of dollars per day, but they have a useless spendthrift wimp like Obama using up their cash like there’s no tomorrow. Who’s bankrolling this shit? Well, the Chinese of course — but for how long? Even they’ll get fed up sooner or later. Anyway, we want to thank the people that voted for Obama in the first place. Great job guys!” 

  • This only proves the following:

    1. Obama is surrounded by thieves (the deficit is not his doing only), mostly the disaster is a G.W.Bush shadow. Obama is the victim of his own election campaign. His political, economic strategy was let's say not-directly but definitely already placed suicidal road.

    2. Obama has no backup plan. He though he had IRAN oil and middle east resources, but this backfired with Afghanistan problems, IRAQ as always was and continues to be a problem and other Black Holes for US Taxpayers Dollars.

    3. Obama is naive if he thinks China can offer a valuable and reliable economic alliance. China will devour US if they get the chance, and if this continues they will soon have that chance.

    4. Obama is creating more enemies by supporting Israel with VETO. This has a indirect impact on the economy.

    I really hope that the American people will get a new leader on the next elections, one that is worth of American Votes and one that doesn't break all the promises. I'm sure that he/she will break some, but I hope not all.
    US deserves some relief after more that a decade of struggle, suffering, lost of human life, economic downfall, social and healthcare disasters, natural disasters and allot more. While writing this last paragraph down I really realized that U.S. people have suffered a great deal and main reason for my prayers are the U.S. people. May god be with you and God Bless America.

    Best Regards,

    Besfort Azizi

    07.03.2011, Prishtina – Kosova

  • art

    did I see you on cops or bait car ?

  • me

    well this vedio … if it proves something , it only proves that these vedio were released only by the CIA from day one to serve the US first interest either by claiming 9-11 to go have wars every where , to have pressure in the middle east and to steal money from the tax payers in the states…

    u lost ur skills this time CIA

  • DDog

    @Tomi–Based on your gaggle of useless slurs, I can see that your uneducated, welfare and SNAP drawing carcass has an IQ somewhere between spit and Spaghetti-O's. Go back to Africa.

  • Tomi

    That's one up for us African Americans. We got our man in the job and he destroyed Whitey from the inside. Y'all don't understand what a hero Barack is to us? All you whites got played BIG TIME!

    Payback for 400 yrs of slavery bitchez. Now watch your dumbass country crumble and we get the last laugh!