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Donna D'Errico Featured in 2011 TSA Calendar

By Roland Ratt 18/12/2010 08:41:00

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TSA scanner operator Gary Fiend can't believe his luck

LOS ANGELES - USA - Former Baywatch star and Playboy pin-up, Donna D'Errico is to feature in the TSA's 2011 calendar, TSA officials have disclosed.

"When she came through the checkpoint last week it was like Christmas, New Year and Hanukkah all rolled into one. I told her we were going to check her breasts for explosives and all my buddies were so envious of me when I got to press the button and see her in her full glory. I'm the talk of the town now," Gary Fiend, the TSA operative who snagged D'Errico told Lecher magazine.

This year's TSA compilation calendar will also feature other famous celebrities like Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, David Hasselhoff, and Susan Boyle, the TSA's Operations Director, Matt Pendejo, revealed.

"We tried to fit them all in to the calendar, but as we all know, there ain't enough months in a year. Oh well, there'll be next year too, and the year after that," Mr Pendejo, said.

The TSA has been inundated with applicants since the introduction of full-body scanners and intimate body massages.

"We've never seen anything like it. It's like every sexual deviant, pervert and molester in the United States just woke up and said 'There's a job for me out there'. We're also getting a lot of interest from ex-Catholic priests and ex-convicts. For every vacant position, we get over 50,000 applicants minimum," Mr Pendejo told Fox News.

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Comments (5 posted)

Bob 20/05/2011 04:24:16

Emit your a Flag waving fool. We invaded Iraq for geo-political reasons your tiny brain cant even begin to imagine. It had nothing to do with terrorism or US security. Go play lawn darts or something fool and drink your Budweiser.

lol 27/12/2010 13:00:09

Stupid thing... if you want security get in a bunker and dont leave it...shame on you...

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NonEmit 22/12/2010 19:59:18

If you don't like being monitored by cameras while you are tanning -- don't tan. If you don't like being recorded by cameras when you stay in a hotel for your honey moon, don't stay in a hotel. If you don't like being watched by millions of people on the web when you use the local restroom at the service station, then hold it.
If you don't like having your phone conversations with your hot date for the evening and what you are going to be engaging in being monitored by so un-named, non-answerable, unprofessional, unscrupulous government individual, then don't ever use a telephone.

All of these suggestions refer to privacy issues of a personal nature. And we would like to have that privacy respected -- even in an airport ... The lemmings will continue to fly and accept the situation because trading liberty for security is so simple to do....but it is a one-way street.

Emit 26/12/2010 07:37:07

The only "one way street" boy is when the terrorists blow you out of the sky. Remember 911, I never forget and your a traitor if you forget too.

We invaded Iraq because they were a threat to US security, and now we're defending our selves from more attacks by getting checked at airports. Take it or leave it.

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Emit 20/12/2010 09:14:27

If you don't like it ------don't fly morons.
It's not as if we havn't seen every part of that bimbos body anyway. Stupid slut prolly enjoyed it.

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