Obama: "British Should Apologise for American Built Gulf Coast Oil Rig Disaster"

Misinformed Americans making the same dumb mistakes again

LOUISIANA – USA – The American company that built and owns the Deepwater Horizon rig, Transocean, as well as another American company, Halliburton were today praised by Barack Obama for their stellar work in causing lots of anti-British feeling in America.

“This is a great opportunity for me to deflect attention from my failed presidency. Besides, I’ve always hated the goddamn Brits anyway. That’s why I have ordered the destruction of BP, and told all news outlets that I’m out to get BP. You ever seen a black man mad? Well, sheeeit, I’m gonna get medieval on yo limey asses,” Mr Obama said at a press conference near the disaster site.

The oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico has worked wonders in creating anti-British sentiment across the whole of America. Many Americans are in the dark about who built the oil rig and who operated it.

“This is great! We’ve completely deflected all the blame from the American owners of the rig, Transocean and Halliburton. This is now a British blame operation, and I have to say it’s great for our share prices. Those Brits don’t have pensions anymore because we’ve destroyed their biggest company,” state department spokesman, Ollie Oyle, told ABC news yesterday.

Ordinary Americans do not seem to understand that the oil rig was built by an American company and was supplying oil for America. They are being fed anti-British rhetoric every day sanctioned by the Obama administration.

“911 was an enlightened sign that the new order had begun. The Gulf of Mexico disaster is another sign that the thirst for oil is not sustainable,” an economics expert from Harvard university told Fox news on Thursday.

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  • here ya go

    tests reveal U.S. firm responsible for oil rig fault http://bit.ly/bZWlsx

  • blah blah

    I love how the Americans are blaming British Petroleum for the oil spill even though it was an American component that failed which caused the whole thing.

    In keeping with the theory, I blame American Airlines for 9/11.

    I saw them do it.

  • Morans

    Stupid americans are just brainwashed its not their fault

  • Andy Lawson

    Re Carl: U.S. Double Standards

    What about Bhopal? Look it up. That killed over 15,000 people and you Americans didn’t compensate anyone. Union Carbide destroyed 1000’s of lives in India since 1984 and they don’t care.

  • Carl

    So someone just slapped a BP sticker on the oil rig? BP had nothing to do with it at all? Wow, way to stick up for an evil multi-national corporation. I hope BP goes the way of Enron.

  • Much Ado About Nothing

    Why the drama ?

    God Saves the Queen !

  • Human Rites

    What’s the fuss ?

    What about those bombs still scattered in certain Asian countries, maiming innocent childrens !

  • Clark

    Obama’s elite credentials adhere to agenda 21.

    Cars for the general populace will be banned in the future.

    The brainwashed dumbed down masses have no idea what is ahead of them.

    Obam is still playing golf while you all weep for the environment.

  • GO TO HELL OBOMO

    THE AMERICANS CREATED THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE THEREFORE THEY SHOULD GET OUT OF IT. THEY WANTED THE OIL DIDNT THEY? WHAT’S THE PROBLEM? YOUR RIGHT THO OBARMY IS GOING TO USE THIS FOR POLITICAL GAIN. DON’T THINK FOR ONE SECOND THEY CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRMENT, THE ONLY THING THEY CARE ABOUT IS THEIR OIL MONEY.

  • Jeremy

    what an obamanation

  • Lenny

    Let the fucking yanks choke on their oil. Fucking greedy bastards!! No sympathy from me whatsoever.