Urgent Order from Comrade Brown to Support Latest X Factor Act

Notch another one up with the rest..

GRIMLEY – England – Unelected leader of the British Soviet people, Comrade Brown today urged proles to buy more albums promoting another one of Commissar Cowell's faceless talentless brainwashed plastic X Factor robots.

Speaking from his winter dacha in Grimley, Comrade Brown addressed the people with this urgent message:

“Comrades, proletariat scum, Stasi X Factor chart officials, Politburo Media Controllers, there has been a terrible mistake with the Soviet X Factor controlled charts. When there should be only Soviet approved banal talentless X Factor acts on all 40 positions of the Soviet X Factor karaoke chart, there has been an intruder into the fray. Yes, Rage Against the Machine! This is a vile threat to our good Soviet music which is piped through to you at all hours of the day in your eco-hovels. It is a threat to you because it speaks of Free Thought, Individualism and Un-Soviet beliefs. We must crush all thought and music that is NOT solely controlled by Commissar Cowell. We must crush all that advocate Freedom and Liberty. You will buy the album, the merchandise and the t-shirt. You will watch at every opportunity the plastic soulless faceless talentless c*nt factory that is X Factor. You will obey all orders at all times and buy more of this bromidic vapid X Factor effluent that is daily discharged from Commissar Cowell and presented to the masses to be consumed on a silver platter for his profit. 

After the state broadcast, Comrade Brown ordered Stasi X Factor officials to monitor all proletariat dwellings and to arrest anyone who listens to anything other than approved Soviet X Factor music.

 



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In other news, commendations were given to Julie Everington, 10, from Sector 37B who reported her brother, 12, for listening to Rage Against the Machine last night. Her brother was detained under the Offensive Un-Soviet Music Act 2009 and sent to a re-education camp in Sector 13 for the next 42 years. She received three months worth of sugar rations and an X Factor box set.

We must remind all Soviet British people to observe the X Factor rules and to remember this very important axiom engineered by the abhorrent hack, Commissar Cowell: “If you feed the British people with enough sh*t every day of their pitifully brainwashed lives, they will eventually come to accept it and enjoy it”.

  • eddie

    I have just been to the toilet and had a Joe McElderry. Or, as I like to call it, a Christmas No. 2.

  • Z Factor

    they can do it I know…we must fight and never give up

    RATM
    AMAZON -No.1 ,PLAY.COM-No.1, iTUNES-No1, TESCO No 1, NOKIA MUSIC No1, HMV-No1, SHELTER £60’000.YOU GUYS HAVE MADE YOUR VOICES HEARD REGARDLESS OF THE XMAS NUMBER 1 SPOT.BE PROUD

  • S. Turner

    RAGE IS GOING TO DO IT I KNOW RAGE IS GOING TO WIN!!!!

  • RATM RULEZ!

    That talentless c*nt cheryl cole can’t sing or do anything apart from suck footblallers cocks and go shopping!

  • X Fag supporter

    vote for x fag, it’s a great show!

  • Dan Patrick

    Wouldn’t it be amazing if we could have music charts that actually had music other than x factor people in them or that horrible r&b crap? Wouldn’t it be great to have charts that actually reflected what people want?

    Well let
    s fucking destroy these x factor clones!!!! Kill ’em all!!!!

  • Angela

    Still number 1 on itunes chart but will have to see overall though

  • Buy It Now

    Rock on! Support the Shelter charity for homeless people, buy RATM’s single http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_ss_0_6?url=search-alias=digital-music&field-keywords=killing in the name&sprefix=killin

  • GG Alien

    aaaaaaargh I hate x factot I hate it hate

    BUY RATM NOW AT AMAZON, ITUNES

  • Tammi Jones

    Remember that most of proceeds of the RATM single will go to Shelter. http://www.shelter.org.uk/
    Simon Cowell will keep every cent of the millions he makes without giving to charity in any way.

    PLAY.COM – 65p – it’s the only track on the page
    http://bit.ly/ratm-play

  • Ho HO ho

    This is the season to be jolly and shit on Simon Cowells cynical anti-music anti-art commercialised shit.

  • Good job brings a smile to my face

    wicked article I think this one really hits home…these x factor non entities have done enough damage to music, we need to crucify them all upside down and let them bleed out.

    I hate them so much that bile comes up everytime i hear their names in the mainstream news, they disgust me. I sincerely hope RATM comes and takes these x factorpeople away to the bargain bin where they belong

  • Z Factor Sucks—–

    Go Rage !!! This is the best xmas present anyone could ever want.

  • Roger Deansbrook

    MC Lite first learn to spell and write proper English before you utter your uncouth nonsense here. Thank you.

  • MC Lite

    I fink youse lot r a bnch ov emo wankrs n u dont like x factor cuz ur goths n rokers F**k OFF u need 2 get shanked!!!!!!!!!

  • Keep buying

    hopefully we won’t have another XFuctor xmas single this year, please keep buying as many RATM songs as you can

    Price Comparison site – http://bit.ly/comparedownloadprices

    iTUNES – 99p – track #2 (click on ‘view in itunes’ on the right)
    http://bit.ly/ratm-itunes

    PLAY.COM – 65p – it’s the only track on the page
    http://bit.ly/ratm-play

    7…DIGITAL – …50p – track #2
    http://bit.ly/rage-7digital

  • Rob Hendrick

    It is so good to see some people fighting back OMG it’s like a breath of fresh air to me

    Fuck Simon Cowell I hope you rot in hell you POS

  • ENOUGH!!!!!!!

    Rage Against the Machine actually write their own songs, play the instruments and have a message..What’s this pansy rent boy joe got? He’s just a karaoke singer with a weak voice………!

  • Excellent!!!!