Putin Invites Cameron Round For a Cup of Tea

MOSCOW - Russia - The recent state visit by British PM, David Cameron has gone very well according to Russia's president Vladimir Putin.

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“Drink up, drink up, you are welcome,” Vladimir Putin, the Russian president told Mr. Cameron at a recent tea drinking session at the Kremlin.

Britain’s prime minister, was invited by the Russian kingpin for a cup of very English tea.

“I, I, don’t know if I should,” Cameron said looking around nervously, at one point sniffing the cup tentatively.

“It is good Russian tea, I myself drink it every morning,” a grudgingly jovial Putin said whilst pushing the cup towards Cameron.

“Okay, if you insist, er, *glug, glug, glug*!”

“There you are, don’t you feel better now, more refreshed?”

“Yes, yes, I suppose I do..er..hang on..eaaargh! Ungggghh! The pain…”

“Heheheheheh…”