Joe the Arsonist Spotted at Sarah Palin’s Church

Firefighters were called late Friday to Wasilla Bible Church in Palin's hometown of Wasilla, Alaska

WASILLA – USA – There were unconfirmed reports today from the local Alaskan media that a man named Joe the Arsonist was spotted just before Sarah Palin’s local church went up in flames.

Wasilla’s Chief of Police, Aaron Waskovic was on hand Tuesday to talk about unconfirmed reports that a man was seen acting suspiciously prior to the church going up in flames.

“We’ve heard it’s a guy called Joe the Arsonist, we don’t know who that is exactly but he may have links to John McCain’s recent presidential campaign. If anyone knows where this Joe the Arsonist guy is please notify your nearest police station or officer.”

Governor Palin’s office in a statement told church officials that she
hoped the incident was not connected to her run for vice president, or
her rising political profile.

“Whatever the motives of the
arsonist, the governor has faith in the Creationist scriptures and will not waver from her beliefs by such actions.”

Pastor Larry Kronenberg, leader of the church – which draws some 10,000 congregrants on a typical Sunday – said he was in disbelief.

Local and state investigators are continuing the search for Joe the Arsonist, officials said.

  • LibScum

    Making fun of a burning church?..How would you liberal assholes feel if we nuked San Francisco and killed all the fags there?

  • Jesus Saves

    Gay people are a disease and all of their shitstabbing social clubs should be burnt to the ground!!

  • Henry

    We should burn all the queer houses down where they got all the AIDS ridden gays and they’re sodomite fag lovers.

  • Paul

    Cool – lets burn down a gay social club (without people in of course)

  • Herman

    May the Lord God Almighty strike y’all down for making jokes about Churches. When the Rapture comes I and many other TRUE CHRISTAINS will be sucked up into the sky where we will join up with Jesus and his minions. As the Lord is my Shephard and I know we will join his flock. This newspaper or whatever you want to call it is a disgrace. Goddam terrorists all of you.

  • Tolerant American

    Low Quality Publications. While I realize your purpose is to provide humorous takes on current events, it is sad to see how low people will stoop. Almost as good as poking fun at dead people!!

    Poorly played.

  • Kathleen

    I know your website is meant to be funny, but do you really find the burning of a church funny. Would you be telling such a joke if it were a mosque? Or a gay social club? But I guess you think Christian women and children are expendable.

  • Schmev

    I’m glad you are making light of the fact that someone wanted to MURDER people in this church. Wouldn’t have been so funny if it was Rev. Wright’s church would it? I’m so sick of you ignorant liberals.