OXFORD – England – Upon hearing news that David Cameron violated a pig’s head during his student days, pigs across Britain have shown their dismay and disgust at such an act.
Pigs across the United Kingdom are frankly disgusted at news that David Cameron stuck his honourable member in one of their numbers’ mouth.
“Doesn’t matter if the old chap was dead, it’s a bit orf isn’t it? Surely David could have shown a bit more class than defiling our like with such grotesque displays amongst his Oxford chums,” a pig said from his pen in some shed just before being slaughtered.
Goes to show, piss off a billionaire and get your immaculately ironed laundry dragged through a pig pen for all to see.