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Hillary Hoping for Osama Assassination

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Hillary Clinton is hoping on the assassination of the well known terrorist Osama. Speaking to Fox News she told the network why she is still running for office and what drives her.

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Hillary Clinton has given many reasons for remaining in the presidential primaries, but when she mentioned assassination  of a well known terrorist as a rationale for staying in the race, she increased her bid for the Democratic nomination.

Mrs. Clinton showed her true American patriotism while she was campaigning in South Dakota yesterday, when asked by a newspaper editorial board about calls for her to concede the Democratic nomination.

“My husband did not bend over for the terrorists like Osama, right?” she told the Sioux Falls Argus Leader. “We all remember that Osama is an evil man and needs to be assassinated, like tomorrow. You know, I just, I don’t understand it. We need to get on this ASAP!”

Hillary Rodham Clinton has now been hailed by all of the US media as a true American patriot and her ratings have already surpassed her political rival Obama after her call for the assassination of Osama. Obama may have much superdelegate support at the moment but cannot compete with some ‘good ol’ American Patriotism’.

Obama was quoted in the Huffington Post as saying: “What Hillary said about wanting Osama assassinated is just sheer true American patriotism and we gotta just love her for that. That Osama dude needs a bullet in the head and if my name ain’t Obama I agree with Hillary 110%.”

A Washington Post poll recently put Hillary 8 points ahead of Obama after she made her Osama assassination calls.

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