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Oscars Doo Doo Land Wins

HOLLYWOOD - USA - No one has heard of the films that were allegedly winners in this year's Oscar ceremony last night. The funny thing is it did not matter if there was a mix up for best picture with a geriatric Beatty barely recognising where he was, it just did not matter because the films involved were so unmemorable.

Why Boycotting BBC Licence is Only Way to Induce Change

LONDON - England - Already millions of people are not paying the BBC licence fee, a tax that is imposed on the population of Britain even though many do not watch the BBC or even connect their TVs to the network.

World Powers Convene After Brangelina Split

NEW YORK - USA - The United Nations security council has convened in emergency session after news trickled through that Angelina Jolie has split from Brad Pitt.

Privileged Actress Gives Up Wealth and Status to Live in Afghanistan

LONDON - England - Carey Mulligan, a deeply socialist actress has vowed to donate all her millions and go and live in Afghanistan.

Streisand to Get Nose Job if Trump Wins

LOS ANGELES - USA - Acclaimed nasal cartilage toting Barbra Streisand is joining the list of disgruntled celebrities threatening to do something bad if Donald Trump is elected president.

Luvvie EU Parade Smacks of Corporatism, Hypocrisy and is Anti-Art

LONDON - England - As predicted, David Cameron and his campaign managers have arranged for various celebrities to be wheeled out urging Britons to vote to remain in the EU.

Emma Watson Named in Panama Papers

LONDON - England - The Harry Potter actress, Emma Watson has been named in the leaked Panama papers relating to offshore bank accounts.

Get Out Your Inflatable Goiters the Ghost of Peter Sellers Needs...

KYRENIA - Cyprus - The Ghost of Peter Sellers documents how the $2 million production for Columbia Pictures became a nightmare for all involved, often mirroring the farcical nature of the film itself.

Black Overload: Oscars Go All White

LOS ANGELES - USA - The Hollywood Oscars this year are all about race according to disgruntled black actors, but the question should be, what about other races apart from black people, who have had supremacy during the Obama reign?

The Force is Now Female

HOLLYWOOD - USA - First we had a new Mad Max and now we have a new female Star Wars, where the Force is definitely feminine.