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Pathetic Lame Duck President Trump Overruled Again by Judge

NEW YORK - USA - Donald Trump, despite his election campaign promises, is officially a lame duck president. ... Full story
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Confused Feminist Celebrity Shows Off T*ts

LOS ANGELES - USA - An actress who pedals her sexual attractiveness at every turn to further her career is also a staunch feminist, according to reports from news media. ... Full story
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Oscars Doo Doo Land Wins

HOLLYWOOD - USA - No one has heard of the films that were allegedly winners in this year's Oscar ceremony last night. The funny thing is it did not matter if there was a mix up for best picture with a geriatric Beatty barely recognising where he was, it just did not matter because the films involved were so unmemorable. ... Full story
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Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Refused Entry into First Class Lounge in Heaven

LONDON - England - The tragic loss of socialite celebrity Tara Palmer-Tomkinson brings a tear to the meandering hills of Peru from which she had partaken with so much gusto. ... Full story
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The Insincerity of David Beckham’s Charity Masquerade

LOS ANGELES - USA - If one wants even more proof that celebrities do charity only for themselves, David Beckham, who has latched on to UNICEF is a prime example of a liar extraordinaire. ... Full story
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Madonna Seen Lurking Outside White House

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Pop star, Madonna was seen lurking outside the White House today and was promptly told to leave by a group of secret service men. ... Full story
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Homeless Michelle Obama Woes After White House

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - We caught up with Michelle Obama who is not taking her and her family's removal from the White House at all well. ... Full story
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Mariah Carey Lip Sync a Comment On Today’s Music Biz

NEW YORK - USA - The music biz continues its precipitous fall into mediocrity, lip syncing, autotuned hell. ... Full story
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George Michael’s Last Sordid Christmas

OXFORDSHIRE - England - Far from the days of Wham youth, George Michael passed away this Christmas, a sad forlorn creature who had had his fill, yet could not stop and yearned for even more. ... Full story
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2016 The Year Satan Collected

CLARKSDALE - USA - Making a deal with the devil ain't easy, because you really have to want what he offers and you really have to be ready to give away your soul for eternity. ... Full story
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