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Upper Classes Flocking to NASCAR
MANHATTAN - USA - America's upper classes are swarming to NASCAR racing, according to Forbes magazine. ... Full story
New Marathon Running Suit Unveiled
LONDON - England - Marathon runners around the world are embracing a new running kit that some say will revolutionise marathon running. ... Full story
Tesco Horse Races at Cheltenham This Year
CHELTENHAM - England - It's good news for the Cheltenham race course as Tesco will be running their horses this year again. ... Full story
Fatima Whitbread Proclaimed 2012 Movember Winner
WEST SUSSEX - England - Former British Javelin Champion, Fatima Whitbread, has won this year's Movember competition after no man in the whole of the U.K. could possibly come close to her amazing moustache growth. ... Full story
Greek Grand Prix Cars Run For Twenty Minutes Before Taking Hour Long Breaks
PIRAEUS - Greece - The Greeks plan on staging F1 Grand Prix racing in their ailing country despite the fact that thousands of Greeks are starving and the economy is in freefall. ... Full story
Paralympics Proof That Disability Allowance Could Be Cut
LONDON - England - The amazing dexterity and strength of the Paralympians is proof that the government may not need to pay disabled people a penny in benefits anymore say Whitehall insiders. ... Full story
Prince William New Haircut Causes Stir at Olympics
LONDON - England - Whilst watching the British badminton team get another gold medal, the prince showed off his new haircut to Olympic audiences. ... Full story
Aussie Athletes Shipped to Australia After Nicking Gold Medals From Brits
LONDON - England - The Brits have been winning gold medals by the dozen and some Aussies have been caught stealing. ... Full story
Multiculturism OK In Britain If You Win Gold Medals
LONDON - England - Outside the Olympic stadium they may get spat at or verbally abused for being of a different ethnic group, but ethnic athletes who win gold medals for Britain inside the stadium are praised and cheered. ... Full story
Somali Olympic Sailing Team Runs Into Trouble After Shooting and Hijacking Opponents
DORSET - England - The Olympic sailing event got off to an eventful start yesterday when the Somali team tried to board their opponents' boat. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story
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