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Basketball Loving Sarah Palin Supporting Herman Cain
WASILLA - USA - Failed presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, who chickened out of running for the presidency, is now supporting GOP representative Herman Cain in his bid to unseat Barack Obama. ... Full story
Mike Tindall Invited to Play Special Rugby Match at Tower of London
LONDON - England - Rugby player, Mike Tindall, has been invited by the Princess Royal and the Queen to attend a special rugby match at the Tower of London, the palace has announced. ... Full story
Ed Balls Loses Testicles in Terrible Football Accident
SCUNTHORPE - England - Labour politician, Ed Balls, has lost both testicles in a horrendous football injury, his office has reported. ... Full story
2012 London Olympics Posters Unveiled
LONDON - England - The British Olympics Committee have unveiled the posters that are set to entice Olympic fans from all over the world to the 2012 Olympics. ... Full story
Ryan Giggs to Sue the Internet
MANCHESTER - England - Football player, Ryan Giggs is set to sue the whole internet and has instructed his lawyers to get ready to take everyone to court for breaching his expensive super-injunction. ... Full story
Former Sports Presenter Andy Gray Spotted Walking in Park
SCUNTHORPE - England - Former Sky Sports presenter, Andy Gray cut a lonely figure as he was photographed walking alone in a park, Sky news has revealed. ... Full story
Andy Gray Replaced by "Blonde Bird With Big Tits"
BURNLEY - England - Sky Sports football pundit, Andy Gray, has been summarily sacked and replaced by some "top totty with great honking tits" a Sky spokesperson said today. ... Full story
2018 Russian World Cup Mascot Will be Vodka Bottle
MOSCOW - Russia - Vodka manufacturers were today hailing the decision to make the World Cup mascot a walking Vodka bottle. ... Full story
Football Hooligans Angry After England Lose 2018 World Cup Bid
LEEDS - England - There were full scale riots today in many major UK cities after the result for the 2018 World Cup was announced. ... Full story
Waterboarding to be Introduced For 2012 Olympics
LONDON - England - With weighty endorsements from the likes of George W Bush, Dick Cheney and Tony Blair, the new waterboarding sport is set to become an Olympics favourite, the IOC has declared. ... Full story
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Paris Hilton Converts to Islam
JEDDAH - Saudi Arabia - Former American socialite, Paris Hilton has converted to Islam, her spokesman, Ian Brinkham, has revealed to CBS news. ... Full story
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