AINTREE – England – It’s that time of the year again. The race of all races, the Grand National!
To make sure you have every chance of profiting this year, Paddy Power have travelled to the future and returned with genetically modified winners ready for the Grand National Live Streaming!
Splicing in a little Beckham DNA gives this mutant the stamina and agility it needs to complete the race.
Fast and deadly, with a taste for Jockey blood, this terrifying mutant can’t stop moving and can be a beast to control.
Like something from Jurassic park this blast from the past has raw aggression and car-crushing power which promises to make the race more exciting.
Giant claws slice Jockeys clean in half. This mutant’s claws have the crushing power of a black hole, but the sideways running is distracting and cumbersome.
Using its’ powerful trunk, the ele-horse removes Jockeys from their steeds causing them to lose control and head into the stands.
Do motorbikes have DNA? It doesn’t matter as you won’t have time to ask with this speed-obsessed, petrol headed mutant power-house.
This lion based mutation might not have the best stamina, but it’s razor sharp claws and hunting instinct make it the ideal mutant to take out the competition one by one.
Slow and steady wins the race! If this armoured behemoth can survive until the end it might just win.
One Eyed Jack
Scientists combined the DNA of two of the greatest living race horses, but ended up with this monstrosity…
OMG JUST SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!