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Human-Animal Hybrids Roaming Britain's Streets Today
MANCHESTER - England - Scientists have discovered human-animal hybrids which were specifically created for medical experimentation somehow roaming the streets of Britain. There are real fears now that these creatures may start breeding. ... Full story
Was Madeleine Abducted by Aliens?
PRAIA DA LUZ - Portugal - There is a new theory being circulated by the British press about how Madeleine may have been abducted. ... Full story
Archaeologists Find Preserved Mummy in Milan
MILAN - Italy - A tattooed mummy has been found in Milan which archaeologists say is one of the best-ever relics of a civilisation that ended more than 1,300 years ago. ... Full story
McCanns Pay for Madeleine Poster on Moon Surface
CAPE CANAVERAL - FL - The McCanns and their backers have devised a plan to put a 'Find Madeleine' poster on the moon's surface. The unique poster, which will stretch 3000 miles across, will be visible from earth and will ensure everyone sees it for many centuries. ... Full story
Hot Trends Will Make You Gaga Over Google
What do Daily Squib, the Daily Squib, and DailySquib.co.uk have in common? They are currently the top 3 hottest searched keywords on Google. ... Full story
Scatologists Recruit BBC Reporter - LIVE
A BBC reporter today was recruited against his will into the Scatology religion. The reporter was attempting to present an exposé on the cult when he was attacked anally by 'Kretans' live on camera and forcibly brainwashed into joining the mind and rectum control organisation. ... Full story
Madonna True Age Revealed
LONDON- England - A group of archaeologists and scientists have discovered the true age of Madonna using ground-breaking carbon dating techniques. ... Full story
Discovery Bigger Than Octosquid Pulled from Ocean
BORNEO -- Scientists and deep sea divers have captured an image of a previously undiscovered creature and are baffled and excited by the new discovery. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story