Are Solar Flares Still Stuck in the Seventies?

Deadly solar flares threaten the earth every day.

MARYLAND – USA – NASA's Solar & Heliospheric Observatory, SOHO has come with an interesting theory regarding the solar flares that have been recently emanating from the sun.

“We have seen the solar flares, and some of these things are gigantinc bell bottoms streaking through the freaking sky all over the damn place. Some solar flares seem to dance around, like something from Saturday Night Fever, and others clop around the sun with something that looks like a platform shoe,” chief solar scientist, Ed Danitz, told CBS news.

There is a danger that some of these Studio 54 solar flares could somehow reach the earth causing EMP disco magic.