New iPad Mini Cited Best Masturbatory Tool Yet
CUPERTINO - USA - It fits in one hand with a screen size of 7.9 inches. The high definition screen is crystal clear perfect plus if someone suddenly walks into the room you can hide it quickly.
The old iPad was too big and clunky, and you really needed two hands to hold it, say many iPad users from around the world.
"It's one of those things, you want something to be fast, with a crystal clear screen and you're able to hold in one hand. It also has this alloy covering so just in case you splurge over it, it doesn't get ruined," a seasoned masturbator from Detroit told CNN.
The new iPad mini is pencil thin and also comes at a reasonable price which makes it hugely attractive to the cash strapped masturbator. There will be no more lonely nights for anyone with this machine at your disposal.
"I'm a traveling salesman, I got no time to go to a bar, pile drinks on some broad, then maybe if she feels like it, she might take me home. That takes literally hours with no guarantee of a payback, at least this way I go boom boom, iPad mini, no hole in my wallet, no VD, no awkward exit, no attachments. That's the way it should be," a travelling salesman from Wisconsin revealed.
The new iPad mini is set to become a huge hit when it is released soon.
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