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Was Madeleine Abducted by Aliens?

By by Mary Roswell 20/09/2007 13:19:00

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A large bright object is seen above the apartment in Praia Da Luz on the night of Madeleine's disappearance, as photographed by one of the customers in the tapas bar

PRAIA DA LUZ - Portugal - There is a new theory being circulated by the British press about how Madeleine may have been abducted.

With major mysteries like 'who killed Nicole Simpson?' still unsolved, the Madeleine McCann disappearance is set to follow in its footsteps.

Investigators still have not found Nicole Simpson's or Ron Goldman's murderer. The killer is still at large and may never be found.

The 'Maddie mystery' holds sharp comparisons to unsolved cases like the 'Simpson murder mystery'. However, with Madeleine there has been no body and no trace. This has intrigued investigators and the press alike.

On the night of Madeleine's disappearance there were bright lights seen above the apartment in Praia Da Luz and a spinning, flashing object like a saucer was spotted from the tapas bar where the McCanns were drinking heavily.

According to The Scum newspaper, an eyewitness is quoted as saying, "I saw a spinning saucer about half a mile across stop above the apartment where Madeleine was sleeping. Then a big bright light like a forcefield zoomed down onto the area and seemed to extract objects, maybe including the wee lil girl herself."

The Daily Maul newspaper has been shelving its usual racist neo-nazi headlines and supplanting these with daily theories on how Maddie was abducted. The Maul's current headline of "Maddie Abducted by Asylum Seekers from Alpha Centauri," is a clear indication that they have an affinity for inter-dimensional racism as well as the domestic kind.

The Thymes newspaper, another subsidiary of the Reptile Murdoch empire, has been compounding on the alien abduction theories with daily full page spreads utilising pretty diagrams and illustrations on extraterrestrial Maddie abduction themes.

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Comments (2 posted)

Roger de Klerk 25/05/2010 12:05:11

Child abductions by Extra Terrestrial biological entities are not uncommon and the frequency of the abductions have increased over the last few years. The reasons behind these abductions are not entirely clear but it seems the aliens are trying to create a hybrid race of beings on Earth.
There is evidence to show there have been around 60 genetic modifications of human DNA and several species of aliens have visited Earth of the years.

Hannah O' Sullivan 27/03/2008 11:27:23

I saw a little girl on 5.5.07 did not think it was Madeleine till I saw photo of Madeleine with curly hair. Rang Blackburn Police on 12.0507 they did not what to know, went to Library got photo of Madeleine with curly hair wrote everything down went to Police Station near Rail Station, still nothing in paper went to Polic again 26.05.07 Police said no McCann in Blackburn I said yes McCann, Healy, Eveleigh living in Blackburn I have looked in Photo book, Police said McCanns have no relatives in Blackburn, I said yes they have they live across the back to me. The Police yet again said the

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