Michelle Obama Says America's Insects Need to Diet Immediately
WASHINGTON DC - USA - During her official address to the nation today, First Lady Michelle Obama reminded the audience that insects need a proper diet and exercise, just like humans do. ... Full story
UK Government: Satirical News Now Indistinguishable From Actual News
LONDON - England - The Coalition government's media spokesman has declared that satirical news is now indistinguishable from real news in a recent report.... Full story
London Mayor Boris Johnson Invites Toronto Mayor Over to Advise on Capital's Crack Problem
LONDON - England - Mayor Boris Johnson has invited the Canadian Mayor, Rob Ford to come and deal with London's massive crack cocaine problem blighting the inner city.... Full story
Insane French Socialists Put Taxation on Revolution
PARIS - France - Insane French socialist Prime Minister, Francois Hollande has decreed to put a tax on something that typifies his country and the nation's spirit.... Full story
Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab in Rehab
LOS ANGELES - USA - American film starlet, Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab for the fortieth time this year but has now gone one step further by entering rehab inside rehab.... Full story
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Cannes 2013: The Silent Jewel Thief, Review
CANNES - France - Could Guy Gadbois's intriguing drama about a jewel thief causing mayhem at a film festival, be this year's Palme D'or winner? ... Full story
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Cameron: "We Support Al Qaeda in Syria But Not in UK"
LONDON - England - Prime Minister, David Cameron made an astonishing announcement today from Number10 Downing Street. ... Full story
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