All polls
Like Our New Look?
Do you like our new Squib look & feel?
It's horrible
(5 Votes)
(5 Votes)
Whatever
(3 Votes)
(3 Votes)
Nothing special
(4 Votes)
(4 Votes)
Looks OK
(4 Votes)
(4 Votes)
It's great
(34 Votes)
(34 Votes)
Iran attack
When is Israel Going to Attack Iran?
Spring 2012
(66 Votes)
(66 Votes)
Summer 2012
(44 Votes)
(44 Votes)
Autumn 2012
(25 Votes)
(25 Votes)
Christmas 2012
(16 Votes)
(16 Votes)
Some time in 2013
(25 Votes)
(25 Votes)
Greece Euro
Is Greece Going to Survive in the Eurozone?
Yes
(7 Votes)
(7 Votes)
No
(17 Votes)
(17 Votes)
Obama race issue
Do you think Obama is racist towards white people?
No
(39 Votes)
(39 Votes)
Yes
(40 Votes)
(40 Votes)
Alan Davies Twitter
Does Comedian Alan Davies Deserve the Abuse He Receives on Twitter?
Yes
(14 Votes)
(14 Votes)
No
(2 Votes)
(2 Votes)
Squib t-shirt
Do you want to buy a Squib t-shirt?
Yes
(10 Votes)
(10 Votes)
No they're crap!
(11 Votes)
(11 Votes)
Only if you reduce the fucking price a bit
(10 Votes)
(10 Votes)
Squib
Is the Squib?
Too lenient
(1 Votes)
(1 Votes)
Too harsh
(0 Votes)
(0 Votes)
Funny
(3 Votes)
(3 Votes)
Creative
(10 Votes)
(10 Votes)
Not funny at all
(2 Votes)
(2 Votes)
Absolute fucking nonsense
(3 Votes)
(3 Votes)
Cunnilingus
(4 Votes)
(4 Votes)
Too political
(0 Votes)
(0 Votes)
Sexist
(0 Votes)
(0 Votes)
Too truthful
(2 Votes)
(2 Votes)
Obama Biography: Black People
Are black people angry all the time?
Yes
(54 Votes)
(54 Votes)
No
(22 Votes)
(22 Votes)
Mitt Romney Mormon Cult
Can you take a Mormon president seriously?
Yes
(6 Votes)
(6 Votes)
No
(19 Votes)
(19 Votes)
The book of Moron is the word of God STFU
(2 Votes)
(2 Votes)
Greek Euro Exit
Will the Euro Currency Go Up or Down When Greece Exits?
Up
(27 Votes)
(27 Votes)
Down
(15 Votes)
(15 Votes)
Drop like a rock for a bit then shoot way up
(10 Votes)
(10 Votes)
Japan Fukushima Nuclear Disaster
Is Enough Being Done About Japan's Unit 4 Reactor?
Yes
(2 Votes)
(2 Votes)
No
(23 Votes)
(23 Votes)
Diamond Jubilee Celebrations
Was the BBC's Diamond Jubilee Coverage About..
The BBC presenters
(8 Votes)
(8 Votes)
The people
(0 Votes)
(0 Votes)
The Queen
(4 Votes)
(4 Votes)
I watched it all on Sky
(17 Votes)
(17 Votes)
I switched off the telly
(8 Votes)
(8 Votes)
BBC Licence Fee
Is it Worth Paying the BBC Licence Fee?
Yes
(10 Votes)
(10 Votes)
No
(83 Votes)
(83 Votes)
Labour Government UK Economy
How Much Was Previous Labour Gov. Responsible For UK's Economic Troubles Now?
0%
(2 Votes)
(2 Votes)
10%
(2 Votes)
(2 Votes)
40%
(7 Votes)
(7 Votes)
70%
(4 Votes)
(4 Votes)
80%
(1 Votes)
(1 Votes)
90%
(2 Votes)
(2 Votes)
100%
(47 Votes)
(47 Votes)
George Osborne
Has George Osborne Been Good for the UK Economy?
Yes
(1 Votes)
(1 Votes)
No
(61 Votes)
(61 Votes)
Olympics 2012
How Far Away Are You Going to be From London During the Olympics?
Over 10,000 miles
(19 Votes)
(19 Votes)
5000 miles
(10 Votes)
(10 Votes)
1000 miles
(0 Votes)
(0 Votes)
500 miles
(2 Votes)
(2 Votes)
Israel Invasion Oil Price
When Israel Invades Iran How High Will Oil Price Go?
$400 / Barrel
(3 Votes)
(3 Votes)
$500 / Barrel
(4 Votes)
(4 Votes)
$600 / Barrel
(6 Votes)
(6 Votes)
$800 / Barrel
(8 Votes)
(8 Votes)
$1,200 / Barrel
(3 Votes)
(3 Votes)
Riots 2012
Will there be more UK riots this year?
Yes
(43 Votes)
(43 Votes)
No
(12 Votes)
(12 Votes)
There are 6.7 million CCTV cameras in the UK
Do you think the CCTV cameras are here to....
Protect citizens
(5 Votes)
(5 Votes)
Create a Big Brother surveillance state
(58 Votes)
(58 Votes)
Obama Second Term
What Will Happen After Obama Wins a Second Term?
Economic rise
(22 Votes)
(22 Votes)
Economic collapse
(11 Votes)
(11 Votes)
Civil war American revolution
(44 Votes)
(44 Votes)
Sporadic riots
(4 Votes)
(4 Votes)
Nothing
(28 Votes)
(28 Votes)
Angry Muslims
Do you think Muslims are justified to be angry at cartoons and videos about their religion?
Yes
(24 Votes)
(24 Votes)
No
(70 Votes)
(70 Votes)
Benefits/Welfare
Western Governments Only Give Benefits/Welfare to Stop Rioting.
True
(16 Votes)
(16 Votes)
False
(1 Votes)
(1 Votes)
Polls
Do You Think Polls Are Silly?
Yes
(9 Votes)
(9 Votes)
No
(7 Votes)
(7 Votes)
Depends
(4 Votes)
(4 Votes)
Sometimes
(4 Votes)
(4 Votes)
Only on Wendesdays
(8 Votes)
(8 Votes)
pooty pooty peep pop ppprreeap
(19 Votes)
(19 Votes)
Canaries
(12 Votes)
(12 Votes)
Obama Romney Second Election Debate
Did Obama Really Win the Second Election Debate?
Yes
(24 Votes)
(24 Votes)
No
(28 Votes)
(28 Votes)
David Cameron Mervyn King Economy
Dave Says UK Economy Going Up, Merv Says It's Going Down. Who Do you Believe?
Merv
(34 Votes)
(34 Votes)
Dave
(2 Votes)
(2 Votes)
No one it's all bollocks
(6 Votes)
(6 Votes)
Last U.S. Election 2012 Poll Before Voting on Nov. 6
Obama or Romney?
Obama
(28 Votes)
(28 Votes)
Romney
(31 Votes)
(31 Votes)
Obama Second Term Dow Jones
How Low Will the Dow Jones Go During Obama's Second Term?
11,000
(13 Votes)
(13 Votes)
10,000
(5 Votes)
(5 Votes)
8,000
(6 Votes)
(6 Votes)
6,000
(6 Votes)
(6 Votes)
4,000
(39 Votes)
(39 Votes)
Britain and EU
What Would Happen to Britain if it Left the EU?
Former Soviet bloc immigration into Britain would be halted
(3 Votes)
(3 Votes)
We would miss the EU bureaucracy
(5 Votes)
(5 Votes)
Economic disaster for Britain
(4 Votes)
(4 Votes)
It would bloom -- USA, Japan, China and India are out of the EU
(58 Votes)
(58 Votes)
Mayan Apocalypse
Is the Mayan apocalypse going to affect you at all?
Not really, I'll just carry on as usual
(82 Votes)
(82 Votes)
I'm building a space ship right now
(14 Votes)
(14 Votes)
I'm in a state of perpetual terror
(11 Votes)
(11 Votes)
As long as I have a tin foil hat who cares?
(34 Votes)
(34 Votes)
Piers Morgan US
Are You Looking Forward to Piers Morgan Coming Back to UK?
Like a case of leprosy
(32 Votes)
(32 Votes)
Like a case of the herpes
(9 Votes)
(9 Votes)
I'd rather shave my eyeballs with a rusty razor
(29 Votes)
(29 Votes)
I'd rather drink my own puke
(12 Votes)
(12 Votes)
No
(20 Votes)
(20 Votes)
U.S. Obama Gun Ban
What Will Happen if Obama Tries to Ban Guns in U.S?
No one does anything
(10 Votes)
(10 Votes)
Little bits of civil unrest here and there
(13 Votes)
(13 Votes)
A major shooting gallery
(8 Votes)
(8 Votes)
Civil war
(68 Votes)
(68 Votes)
Django Unchained
Was Django Unchained Tarantino's Best Movie Yet?
Yes
(21 Votes)
(21 Votes)
It was OK
(4 Votes)
(4 Votes)
No
(3 Votes)
(3 Votes)
Don't intend to ever see it
(5 Votes)
(5 Votes)
The Future
Is the Future Looking So Bright You Got to Wear Shades?
I hate the eighties..
(10 Votes)
(10 Votes)
Yes
(19 Votes)
(19 Votes)
No
(8 Votes)
(8 Votes)
New Argentine Invasion
Do You Think the Argentinians Would Dare Invade the Falklands Again?
No
(21 Votes)
(21 Votes)
Yes
(23 Votes)
(23 Votes)
Nuclear Iran Secrets
Do You Think Iran Will Pass Nuclear Production Secrets to Other Middle Eastern Countries?
No way they are way too responsible
(21 Votes)
(21 Votes)
Do bears like to defecate in the woods?
(9 Votes)
(9 Votes)
Is the sky blue?
(6 Votes)
(6 Votes)
Is the Pope Catholic?
(20 Votes)
(20 Votes)
Human Brain Microchipping
Do You Think Humans Are Being Set Up For Future Brain Chipping?
Yes
(21 Votes)
(21 Votes)
No
(4 Votes)
(4 Votes)
EU Bank Levy
Is the 10% EU Bank Levy on All Southern Cyprus Bank Accounts Daylight Robbery?
Yes
(22 Votes)
(22 Votes)
No
(9 Votes)
(9 Votes)
Cyprus EU Out
Should Cyprus Be Thrown Out of Eurozone?
Yes
(58 Votes)
(58 Votes)
No
(7 Votes)
(7 Votes)
N.Korea
Should North Korea be Wiped Off the Face of the Earth?
Yes
(27 Votes)
(27 Votes)
No
(26 Votes)
(26 Votes)
Born Bad
Do You Think Some People Are Born Bad?
Yes some people are evil from birth
(58 Votes)
(58 Votes)
No everyone is pure and good
(9 Votes)
(9 Votes)
You are born as an empty shell
(73 Votes)
(73 Votes)
Israeli/US Iranian Nuclear Bunker Attack
Which Month Summer 2013 Will Israel Attack Iran?
June
(5 Votes)
(5 Votes)
July
(26 Votes)
(26 Votes)
August
(30 Votes)
(30 Votes)
September
(7 Votes)
(7 Votes)
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