UK Overflowing With Mass Murdering Taxi Drivers and Psychotic Night Club Bouncers
ROTHBURY - England - Independent census officials have concluded that Britain is a potent pressure cooker cocktail of pent up violence about to blow a gasket.Census officials operating in England and Wales, have concluded after extensive research, that the UK is a pressure cooker of psychotic aggression about to blow off at any moment.
"What do you expect, we're all crammed onto one little fucking island? We have psychotic politicians and prime ministers affecting this unholy soup of explosive semtex we call British society. Add into the mix, the mass immigration from Eastern Europe and the Third World; the vast gap between the rich and poor made worse by 13 years of Labour; potential increases in taxes that will ruin the already indebted people further; the loss of jobs wiping out whole swathes of sectors within industries, and you've got a recipe for mass destruction. When it kicks off, you better get your rubber dinghy and start paddling off this rancid island, and make it sharpish as well, or you'll get torn to pieces," Robert Hutchinson, a senior analyst on the team told Reuters.
Every week in the UK there are stories of lone men or women, who, having had enough of everything, decide to go on the rampage with a firearm and cause mayhem. The British police, who are not allowed to carry guns are usually too frightened to do anything but run away. Of course, there is always a mass media extravaganza following all the gory action. The only similarity to American societal sporadic bouts of carnage is that, in the UK people are sitting ducks, because they have no means to protect themselves.
"The regular coppers in Britain don't have guns so they usually get shot by crazed gunmen if they can't run away fast enough. By the time the specialist gun cops get to the scene who are licensed to carry arms, it's usually all over. That's why it is all too easy to go on the rampage in England. The general populace have all been disarmed by the punitive laws created by successive governments that have only succeeded in creating a serious climate of fear. You see, we don't have any guns but the criminals and psychos do. When it all kicks off, they'll be the ones with the power," Mr Hutchinson wrote in the report.
The law in the UK makes it practically illegal for a citizen to defend themselves from anyone wishing to harm either you or any members of your family. Courts look very dimly on anyone who defends themselves from attack and have imprisoned countless victims of crime who chose to fight back.
Mr Hutchinson concluded: "The laws that were created by the previous Labour government favoured the rights of the criminals as opposed to those of the victims. It seems that Conservative Justice secretary, Kenneth Clarke is carrying on in the same manner as the idiotic Labour government by encouraging more criminals and psychopathic gunmen to run amok in our streets. Is there a tipping point for the carnage? Not yet, but believe you me, it will soon materialise. If the whole system from top to bottom is psychotic and run by psychopaths, then there is absolutely no hope for anyone at the bottom of the ladder."
Britain is a tinderbox waiting to go off. All that will be needed amongst the usually pliant Britons is more recession. The recipe for disaster may have been planned by the hierarchy many years ago, possibly as a way to whittle down the masses with a few riots here and there. The post-consumerist society which is coming into fruition will ensure that there will be the necessary destruction of the old to bring in the new scientific technical society.
"Here in the UK we do not protest or do riots per se. The English, particularly, have a rather masochistic slant on things with their 'stiff upper lips' and would rather have everything taken from them before they utter even a word of discomfort. How longer can they be bent over a table and fucked, how long can they have their wealth pillaged and their jobs taken away from beneath their feet? All it takes is a food shortage, the elite of course will be living it up whilst Rome burns. There are already enclaves within countries like Croatia where the elite and select members of the governing classes will be able to indulge themselves from afar and watch the action unfold via satellite television," a senior Whitehall source told the Squib.
Sooner or later the ship will come in. One can never halt the inevitable, one can only delay it. Stimulus packages only work for a little time, reality is always present however much money you throw into the black hole. The maelstrom economic tsunami will take what it wanted last time -- this time around.