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Heather Mills Grows Third Leg
LOS ANGELES - CA - Heather Mills McCartney has grown an additional leg in an astonishing discovery today at a Strictly Come Dancing filming session. ... Full story
Ku Klux Klan Endorses Obama
KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards has stated that, "anything is better than Hillary Clinton." ... Full story
Lady Mucca Heather Mills Running Around in Circles
LONDON - England - Heather Mills is aiming to put her best foot forward and make Paul McCartney stump up more cash for their divorce in the High Courts. ... Full story
Paris Hilton Goes Souvenir Hunting in Rwanda
KIGALI - Rwanda - Paris Hilton arrived yesterday in her private jet on a humanitarian mission to acquire some wonderful souvenirs. ... Full story
Paris Hilton Loose Undercarriage Mishap Shocker
LOS ANGELES - CA - Socialite Paris Hilton was in the middle of filming her latest movie release when something terrible happened. ... Full story
New Study Reveals Junk Food Bad for You
SCUNTHORPE - England - According to a new study by an independent research group, 'junk food' is not good for you. ... Full story
Britney Eats Big Mac During MTV Performance
Britney Spears made a spectacular return to showbusiness last night when she performed at the MTV awards by consuming a supersize Big Mac meal and a large tub of chocolate ice cream whilst simultaneously miming to her new smash hit song. ... Full story
Jesus Turned Wine into Water New Study Reveals
JERUSALEM - Israel - An astounding archaeological find has revealed that Jesus of Nazareth was teetotal and changed wine into water instead of water into wine. ... Full story
Semen Proven to Increase Life Expectancy
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Women who make regular contact with semen live longer and age less than women who do not, scientists have discovered. ... Full story
Britain's Got Talent
LONDON - England - Simon Scowell, Piers Moron and some dozy bint pick a winner out of the talented Brits on display. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story