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Lady GaGa's New Look Includes Leg Amputation
LOS ANGELES - USA - The bizarre American pop starlet, Lady GaGa, astounded fans and TV audiences Friday when she announced that she has had one of her legs amputated below the knee purely for fashion purposes. ... Full story
Daily Squib Offers Solution to Britain's Feral Breeding Problem
LONDON - England - As the decline of the family unit continues its spiralling free fall into the chaotic hell of Labour's Britain, is there any hope in a wasteland bereft of any future; a gin-soaked smelly toilet of inequity festering in a cesspool of savagery where the locals participate in unimaginable acts so awful that they are wholly unprintable? ... Full story
Boycott Gordon Brown's Labour Government: Don't Buy Petrol
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib wants you to boycott the Labour government's disastrous plan to increase fuel duty by another 15 pence. ... Full story
Urgent Order from Comrade Brown to Support Latest X Factor Act
GRIMLEY - England - Unelected leader of the British Soviet people, Comrade Brown today urged proles to buy more albums promoting another one of Commissar Cowell's faceless talentless brainwashed plastic X Factor robots. ... Full story
Celebrities Stop Farting to Curb Global Warming
GENEVA - Switzerland - The United Nations has welcomed bids from the world's top celebrities to stop passing wind thus ending the deadly march of 'climate change' threatening our delicate eco-system. ... Full story
Obama Needs His Own 911
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Just like George W Bush, who had a massive poll boost after 911 and a free ticket to invade oil rich Iraq, so too does President Barack Obama need a sense of crisis to put through his expensive socialist healthcare and reduction of oil reliance plans. ... Full story
Michael Jackson is Dead!
LOS ANGELES - USA - Michael Jackson has died from a cardiac arrest according to insiders from UCLA hospital. ... Full story
MP Arrested After Stealing From Blind Beggar
LONDON - England - A prominent member of parliament has been arrested today at Euston train station after stealing a blind beggar's money, a Met spokesman has revealed. ... Full story
Kelly Osbourne Hospitalises Twink Boyfriend
LOS ANGELES - USA - Kelly Osbourne's boyfriend, Luke Squirrel, has been hospitalised after he was severely injured in a freak bed accident last night. ... Full story
Michelle Obama Fashion Rocks The Dome Nightclub
WASHINGTON DC - USA - First Lady, Michelle Obama with her president husband in tow, has been seen rocking the Dome nightclub in downtown Washington. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story
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