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Hague: "I'm Not Gay But My Boyfriend Is"

By by Guido Balks 01/09/2010 22:31:00

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Tory politician, William Hague, poses with his chauffeur

LONDON - England - Conservative central office was in turmoil today after the Foreign Secretary, William Hague was forced to deny that he employed the services of a young man in a hotel room during the election campaign.

"It's all quite innocent. I was showing him the ropes about how Westminster works i.e. bend over and take it up the dirt hole. In my defence, I drank 14 pints of Best. Er, even though I'm a millionaire many times over I shared a room with my 25 year-old gay chauffeur, let's just say it's an austerity thing. Of course, because of the hotel room 'favours' I then gave him a high paying job as a special researcher," Mr Vague told a Commons committee hearing on Tuesday.

Speaking from Downing Street, PM David Cameron has stated that the entire Conservative party is right behind William Hague.

Smokeless fire?

"No doubt, this will be another episode of the Tory wife standing by her man through thick and thin," a Westminster commentator told the Telegraph.

In Mr Vague's case, it's another case of an ex-public school boy hiding the sausage with a twink or two while the frigid Tory wife sits at home watching the news at Ten. No news there at all then.

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Comments (11 posted)

Conrad White 05/09/2010 17:00:36

What's the difference between William Hague and the Chilean miners?

William Hague will be out by Christmas.

Albert F 04/09/2010 14:06:48

The Foreign Secretary doth protest too much, methinks...

oona 04/09/2010 12:08:55

He shouls be true to himself instead of living a lie with his wife.

I saw how happy and refreshed he looked when photographed with that young boy..he was REALLY HAPPY there I could see he had found his true soulmate.

Leave them alone you bastards, let them be with each other without fear of persecution.

What is this ridiculous persecution?

Jan 02/09/2010 22:14:03

More repressed Englishmen.....(rolls eyes)

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cp preswich 02/09/2010 16:30:48

RE: Frederic

btw paul staines is not Jewish

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fellate me 02/09/2010 15:28:00

what kind of advice can a 25-year-old 2nd class history graduate give to the Foreign Secretary of the UK.

Frederic 02/09/2010 14:04:00

Hague went against the Israelis recently so this was his payback via Guido Fawkes aka Paul Staines who probably works for Mossada dn is a Jew. Moral of the story? Don't mess with the Israelis or you will get it. Now everyone knows that Hague is a batty boy and his credibility is ruined.

le bandit 02/09/2010 12:40:37

Who knows what expenses were charged in those bedrooms ?

Tourniquet 02/09/2010 12:16:30

I wonder if we'll see exposes about Hague's 'chipolata' in the gutter press like we had with John Prescott's affair with his secretary?

Ronald Braithwaite 02/09/2010 09:36:01

I don't care if he's gay or not it's just that he charged it all on the taxpayer then gave this boy a top Whitehall job.

What was he thinking?

Mr. Hague has committed a sin against God 02/09/2010 08:11:58

Lev 20:13 If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death.

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