Pill to Erase Memories of Living in Gordon Brown’s Britain

"I'll take as many pills as possible"

LONDON – England – A widely available blood pressure pill could one day help people erase bad memories of having to survive in Britain, perhaps treating massive anxiety disorders and the trauma of living in the UK under Labour’s Brown nightmare, according to a Dutch study published on Sunday.

The drug was shown to significantly weaken people’s fearful memories of the extreme trauma of living in the UK under Labour’s Brown regime.
The generic beta-blocker brownbegone significantly weakened people’s
fearful memories of Britain among a group of healthy foreign visiting volunteers who
took it, said Anu Limplunt, a psychologist at the University of
Amsterdam, who led the study.

“We could show that the fear response went away, which suggests the memory was weakened,” Limplunt said in a telephone interview.

The findings published in the journal Nature Neuroscience are important
because the drug may offer another way to help people suffering from
post-traumatic stress disorder and other problems related to trauma of daily life in the UK.

Traditionally, therapists seek to teach people with such disorders
strategies to build new associations and block bad memories. The
problem, Limplunt said, is the memories remain and people often realise they are still living in Britain.

Exhibit A

The trauma and stress of living under Gordon Brown’s recession Britain where you can be stabbed wherever you go, celebrity morons debasing everything with their horrible lives, robber baron bankers stealing everything you own, governmental incompetence, waste,  chavs and thugs everywhere, unfettered immigration, unemployment, taxed and robbed of all your money at every juncture with barely enough food to feed you and your family and you are void of any safety as well as liable to be arrested and imprisoned if you try to defend yourself is frankly rather stressful.

Limplunt and her team’s experiment
included 60 men and women who associated pictures of Gordon Brown or members of his cabinet
with a violent shock. This experience created a fearful memory, the
researchers said.

day later people given the drug had a greatly decreased fear response
compared with people on the placebo when shown the picture and given a
mild shock, the researchers said.

“It’s like giving people a chemical lobotomy,” Limplunt said. “This is the only way people can deal with the pain and extreme trauma of living in Labour’s Britain. The good thing about this pill is people will think they are living a happy life where everything is ok when the reality of course will be they are still living in Britain.”

The new pill will be available in a few months and is set to help millions of Britons cope with life better under the current regime.

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  • Peter Neville

    Brown makes the Thatcher years look like a picnic. Hoof this piece of shit out of office———–
    he wasn’t even elected
    I want to see the one-eyd scottish moron have that smirk wiped away from his awful face.

  • monkfish

    Thanks to Gordon Brown the labour party will probably never get elected ever again….I don’t think people will ever forget what him and his sycophant ministers have done to this country. I am tempted to take the pill however if I do this means I will forget the nightmare and will be condemned to relive the horror for a very long time.