US Marine Wins Annual Iraqi Puppy Toss Contest

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SAMARRA – Iraq – A US Marine was today honoured for his puppy tossing skills in the yearly competition held in Samarra.

The 5th Iraqi Puppy Toss Contest was held this year in Samarra, an Iraqi religious hotspot about 124 km north of Baghdad. The event was a huge success for the American troops attending.

“This is how we keep our men’s morale up. It’s a hard job killing and shooting innocent civilians every day. This way the men get to unwind for a few hours by hurling little defenceless puppies over cliffs instead of defenceless Iraqi civilians,” Major Christian Portman told the Daily Squib.

The occupying US soldiers are notorious in Iraq for treating Iraqis like sub-human Untermenschen and it is no surprise that they do not treat defenceless animals any better.

George W Bush and his paymaster industrialists are also responsible for the largest displacement of peoples in the Middle East in a thousand years, the deaths of millions of Iraqi civilians and the largest spread of depleted uranium in recorded history.

 



The Puppy Toss competition began at midday. Under the beating Iraqi sun a troop of Marines and assorted army personnel descended to the edge of the cliff where the competition was to be held.

Private Meat Johnsons is up first and tosses a whimpering little white puppy into the ravine. He manages a 40 yard throw and is top of the leaderboard.

Next, Sergeant Pat McGraw steps up and tosses a little Labrador all of 30 yards into the deep ravine. He is behind the leader now.

It is now the turn of Lance Corporal David Motari who tosses with confidence a little puppy called Sonny 50 yards to win the prize.

The black-and-white puppy makes a yelping sound as it flies through the air towards its certain demise.


The audience of assembled marines lap up the show and pat the triumphant Lance Corporal on the back dubbing him a credit to the USMC.

Dick Cheney, who regularly tosses puppies in the air on shooting trips, addressed the competition winners from a satellite broadcast later on in the day:

“The United States is proud of you guys for your bravery and courage. It takes a lot to do all the things you guys do while we profit off misery and pain,” said the former chief executive of Halliburton, who still has not exercised his massive stock options. He then lit a huge cigar and started laughing maniacally.

The winner of the US Marine competition was awarded a puppy-shaped trophy and given $250 as prize money so he can buy some more hookers when he gets back to base.

  • Anonymous

    These people make me sick.

  • Gianni Fronzino

    This video in here is the worst I have ever seen. U guys will burn in hell!

  • J.K.S.

    I served 2 tours in Iraq and one in Afghanistan. The stray dogs out there we shoot them more then anything else. We used to shoot dozens of them daily and sometimes it would take 3 or 4 shots to kill those strays. It was also good target practice. It gets boring waiting to shoot mujs and we can never see the bastars anyway so we shoot the fuckin dogs . My pal Javey he shot a cat and a dog in the space of half an hour we all gave hom a pat for that. I'm back in North Carolina now and I miss those days shooting. We used to call it shooting the wildlife, sand niggers are lower then dogs tho and we love shootin those fuckers.

  • USMC Harley

    In Iraq my platoon would shoot any arab dog we found. they got rabies and if they bite you ur dead so we shot ’em or threw them off cliffs, it was the done deal and i sleep good at night. nothing wrong with that

  • Bradi

    The US marines were just doing their jobs. All you liberel do-gooders need to go and fight in a warzone like Iraq. I been there, it ain’t pretty. We killed alot of ragheads and dogs out there.

  • anonymous AF Capt.

    To those who want to call those opposed to this video unpatriotic, please step to the front of the line! I served my country, fought the war that we are in, and was never once tempted to chuck a puppy into a ravine! Being against animal cruelty has nothing to do with being against the war! Get off your high horse, understand that our war we are fighting is with people, and remember that the next time you decide to open your mouth. Being a soldier, I shake my head at their decision… I don’t care how brave you are, it just takes one puppy-throw to show off your ignorance. I’ve seen my share of evils, and I know it’s not in the body of a puppy. These men acted in complete

  • TRAVIS

    THIS IS THE MOST INHUMANE THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF THE PEOPLE WHO DO THIS ARE A PIECE OF F*CKING SH*T I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO AN ANIMAL AND Ansel Roberts SHUT THE F*CK UP. SERIOUSLY I WOULD KILL SOMEONE WHO COULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO A PUPPY WOULD U DO THAT TO BABY. YEA I THINK NOT.

  • Katy

    I have just watched this video and i thought it was some kind of sick joke, i didn’t think humans could be this vile… And they call animals DUMB??? I think it is the wrong way round, you will never see an animal hurting a human just for fun, I am totally disgusted, what is this teaching young kids? I wonder if any of these soldiers children have watched this video, and what they would think of their fathers if they saw it? These so called MEN should be prosecuted and so should their superiors who support this kind of disgusting behaviour…..Grow up and behave like you have some sense.

  • Ansel Roberts

    In iraq and afghanistan w’ere fighting terrorists who wanna kill us everyday. This dog was cute but he was thrown off a cliff because this is how our boys relax and enjoy themselves. We’re democratizing Iraq so if he wants to throe puppies off a cliff it’s his godamm right.

  • Ronald

    I don’t see anything wrong with what he did. In Iraq it is normal every day to see this happening. I saw worse things been thrown over cliffs. Jeez y’all whiners need to get a perspective.

  • Merry Loscalzo-Stumpf

    This is totally unacceptable. These soldiers should be held accountable!

  • Sean Preston

    Saddam and Bin Ladin were responsable for 911!! Bush said so and when I looked last he was in charge so get wit the picture! Wer’e at war with terrorists and people need to get with that and not worry about stupid lil puppy dogs.

  • Elle Jordan

    Reply to True Patriot – First I thought this article was about American soldiers throwing puppies over a cliff. It is barbaric and cruel! Second. Where have you been? Saddam Hussein did not attack America on 9/11. He was completely exonerated of such action by the 9/11 commission. Third. I do support the troops but I do not and did not support going into Iraq because there was no just cause. THEY DID NOT ATTACK US. You seem to be way behind on current affairs. I would suggest you do a little homework. FYI you can support the troops and be against the war. Ask the troops

  • SAL

    When I was in Iraq we would raid some muj’s house and shoot the dogs because they made a noise. It was part of combat and this is how we deal with stress. Give this dude a break his only crime is he got caught.

  • True Patriot

    SUPPORT OUR TROOPS! If you do not support our troops who are putting their lives at risk for your freedom every day then you’re a traitor. You might as well go and support a turbin head or towel head. Don’t forget 911! Saddam attacked America so we got him back. Never Forget!

  • No Name

    We used to shoot dogs in Iraq. Their not like our dogs all clean and nice. Iraqi dogs are strays and dirty so we shoot ’em cuz the arabs don’t treat em any better,

  • Elle Jordan

    When I first heard this story, I thought perhaps due to the stress of war, this marine just snapped. After reading this story, I know better now. I cannot believe this barbaric act is a sporting event with prizes. I am horrified at the cavalier attitude about this from the USA, namely Vice-President Cheney. Do any of these people have pets back home? This is another thing that is being done to bring shame upon the USA. We should never gone into Iraq in the first place but to act like barbarians and kill anything that moves is horrible. What is wrong with our military? Have they become so

  • A Concerned Citizen

    What kind of pathetic individuals would take pleasure in harming a defenseless puppy, let alone any animal, big or small? No wonder these people treat their fellow humans the way they do. Maybe they should be tossed off the cliffs and see how they like it.

  • Jimbo

    I served 2 tours in Iraq. Let me tell ya, this happens all the time. I seen buddies of mine doing some very bad things which I cannot mention here cuz it was too bad. When we were’t doing it to the Iraqis we would find dogs and cats and anything else we found. It was war and I feel bad now but at the time we did it for fun.

  • Jessica Contreras

    What the hell is their problem. I would love to toss these jerks off a cliff the bastards. such disgusting vial behavior I am so ashamed of people like this. It’s peolpe like this that bring down our society today. These are the ones that should be behind bars. These are the ones that should get the crap kicked out of them every day for the rest of their lives. The military should put an end to this NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Valeria Arredondo

    I’m not even american and I’m so ashamed of your military actions. This is outrageous! I can’t even believe you call yourselves soldiers, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Why don’t you throw yourselves into the cliffs if so eager to kill something????

  • michelle

    i am disgusted!!!!! i can’t even look at it!!!!! theny act like it i nothing!!!

  • Black Tiger

    As a Canadian, I also am shocked and saddened by the actions of your Troops. You must remember these boys, many of which came from wholesome church grounded families, were thrown into this war [illegal war] and told to do things that went against their conscience. This was the cataylist to numb down their feelings. You must remember they are the few rotten apples, aside from the great guys, like the one who’s family went searching for the puppy their son loved and adopted this puppy to have something their son loved after he was killed.a

  • nancy

    I am so ashamed of what the version of a USMC is today. My father was a Staff Sgt for 17 yrs and would probably throw those fools off a bridge if he were still here. How dare they call themselves The Proud. This just makes e sick. Those involved in this hideous act need to just stay there and never come back !!!

  • Lola H

    What is wrong with these people, this is NOT fun nor
    should it be. This is cruel, and discusting!! I am NOT
    proud these gerks are in the US military. They should
    be prosecuted for animal cruely and thrown out of
    the army. As to Dick Cheney, he is a moron and I’ll
    be glad when he is not longer Vice President of my
    US. Will also be happy when Pres Bush is GONE, too.
    Anyone that thinks this is all right needs to have his/her
    head examined and treated the same as these puppies
    were. This is SICK! This is NOT how I want the world to
    perceive my country, the U.S. Some people are

  • paus

    These marines are the definition of cowards. People like this are a waste of air. They should be hung by their scrawny little shriveled-up testicles until dead.

  • Regina

    Americans more and more shit on their flag! They cannot stop showing to the world, how stupid and primitive they are!!!! People who harm animals, are definitely mentally disturbed and with zero self-respect. They should be confined and treated the same way. This is sick, unhumane and highly cruel.

  • Scarlett Spicer

    This is exactly why I often feel ashamed when I admit that I am an American. I was bred a Texan, through and through. At the age of ten, my father accepted a civilian contract job in Saudi Arabia. As a result, my family was one of the first American non-Muslim families to be allowed to reside in Medina, Saudi Arabia. The very first comment I read regarding this article falsely stated that we should leave our soldiers alone, that they were happy and just doing what they are trained to do. This individual went on to make the assanine statement that this is how everybody behaves in Iraq, in

  • JOCELYNE ANNIE S.

    THIS IS COMPLETELY HORRIFIC, A CONTEST !! ITS NOT A GENIUS WHOME THOUGHT ABOUT THIS CONTEST, THEY COULD BE DOING SOMETHING THAT WOULD RELAX THEM INSTEAD & USE THEIR THEIR BRAINS IF THEY ARE NOT 11 FROZEN !! IF U HEAR ME, THEY ALL NEED TO BE ON TRIAL & DISCHARGED, WITH DISGRACE, TO THEIR COUNTRY & FAMILIES & ALL THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, MY GOD , YOU REALLY HAVE TO BE COLD BLOODED MURDERERS TO DO SUCH A SICKENING ACT !!

  • pamela mendoza

    I have a comment I thought I would never dreamed of saying. You are not an American. You are a disgrace in my eyes of what we are really there for. You are a disgrace to my children, my grand children, to the vets, and to all other military that has any truth, honor, or justice about them. I have come from a long line of military family and my husband has been a marine for eight years. They were disturbed by what they have seen and heard about the cruelaty of what these marines have done. He is also a marine. He has been through a lot, but that made him sick. I do not care about the

  • JDAM

    Quit all you’re whining! This is WAR! This is not some pussy ass sh*t we’re talkin about but WAR! STOP BEING UNPATRIOTIC! Either your with us or against us! What’s it gonna be?!?!?

  • Zandl

    Hey folks don’t get angry at these soldiers, it ain’t their fault. This is war, it ain’t pretty but this video shows that our soldiers are happy doing what they’re doing. They don’t feel remorse. They’re just doing what they’re trained to do. This sh*t happens everyday in Iraq. Just this time y’all got to see it.

  • Ann

    This makes me sick to my stomach!! How could anyone toss and kill such a cute adorable puppy. This is so cruel!! I, myself want to go to Iraqi and get everyone involved in this by gun point and make them jump off the cliff and let them lay there beside the poor little puppies who are innocent!! Anytime I see an animal abused it really makes me angry. What have the innocent animals done ro us?? Not a thing except trust us enough to let us fed and pet them!!

  • PAMELA WHITE

    HOW CAN THIS SOLDIER BE SO MEAN?THIS IS ABOUT THE UGLIEST STORY I HAVE EVER SEEN. AND THESE GUY’S ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PERTECTING US? YOU KNOW THAT’S WHY I DON’T UNDERSTAND SOME HUMAN’S. BECAUSE THEY ACT WORSE THAN ANIMAL’S. SO PLEASE SEE THAT THESE GUY’S GET WHAT THEY DESERVE.

    SIGNED:ANIMAL LOVER

  • Dalia E. Hettfield

    I don’t know what’s wrong with these guys. I thought they were our heroes, our soldiers that defend our country and they have to set the example being KIND, HONEST, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT, AND OVER ALL BEING HUMANE NOT ONLY WITH PEOPLE, BUT WITH ANIMALS, TOO. Think my friends WHAT IF YOU OR YOUR KIDS, BABIES, OR CHILDREN, WERE THE PUPPIES THAT YOU ARE TOSSING HUH?
    GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS…NOT!!!

  • Joyce Gibbs

    How can the Marine Corp let these Marines get away with this…this is inhumane cruelty…if this is what this war is doing to our Men & Women then you should get them the Hell out of their immediately…let me get my hands on these Marines & I will toss them over a cliff & let them die…if that didn’t work I would skin them alive & just stand there laughing my head off while they screamed…how dare they do this to these innocent puppies…this is just so cruel…

  • Charles

    Tough Guys! After reading this article and viewing the video, I am really angry. Guess you have to be a real tough guy to fling an innocent puppy to it’s death!! And these guys represent the USMC? I am ashamed that this is how America is seen by many!!
    They should be punished for their crimes, but we know they won’t because the puppies were just casualties of war. If I had to make a choice who to save, I would save the animal every time before I would help someone that could take life so easily, and with no reason!!!
    Would love to get my hands on these tough guys and smile at them as I toss them

  • Amako

    I can’t believe people are surprised by what they do in Iraq. This is everyday stuff.

  • Robin Lyles

    Lance Corporal David Motari, Former chief executive of Halliburton and the audience of screwed up marines whom were there watching this atrocity need to be strung up to a tree somewhere and slowly but surely with a razor blade skinned alive, I would do it to them all in a heart beat and you wouldn’t even have to pay me to do it, and I just bet I could get an enormous amount of people to come and watch me do it, and laugh the whole while that I am doing this and believe me I will be having so much fun making them suffer for what they do to

  • jane

    An American, I’ve been depressed all week how this story makes us look. I hope all Americans read your satire to see. Motari undid any good feelings we get on hearing good stories, like the US family who brought from Iraq the two street dogs their late son had become fond of. If I were in a position to promise you it would never happen again, you would have my word. I’m sorry I’m not in that position, but I’m doing all I can to petition those who can.

    Philadelphia

  • Ganon

    These marines are disgusting. I can’t believe that this guy is getting off without punishment.

  • Alan H

    They found the WMD they been looking for and were simply disposing of them. USMC sure has some brave men in their ranks