Britney Spears Paparazzi Orgy Shock

Paparazzi getting ready for action

LOS ANGELES – CA – Britney, who was recently linked to ‘brummie’ sleazebag pap photographer Adnan Ghalib, has had an orgy with up to 29 paparazzi at the same time in her LA mansion.

Just when you thought it could not get any worse for Britney, she has now been photographed by the paparazzi having an orgy at her mansion with paparazzi photographers.

There were queues of paparazzi waiting for their turn to ‘shag’ Ms Spears outside her Hollywood mansion all of Friday and Saturday.

Adnan’s success with bedding Britney has opened the floodgates for a debauched paparazzi orgy LA has never seen before.

“I’m so excited! I get to do Britney doggy style then sell the pics for a few thousand,” an ecstatic pap from the Splash agency, who can’t wait to make a splash over Britney’s ass, told the Squib.

According to the rules posted on the lamp post outside Britney’s mansion only 30 paparazzi are permitted to have sex with her at the same time, so this is why the buzzing queue stretches for three blocks.

You can hear the paparazzi discussing lens sizes and stalking techniques through the warm Los Angeles night air.

Every paparazzi in Los Angeles and California is in Britney’s street and some have even flown over from New York to get the chance of penetrating Britney.

“I flew in this morning, yeah, my whole agency is here. One of our guys Billy has already queued up four times and he still wants another crack at her loose oyster.”

Britney Spears has started a new craze amongst celebrities.

Sleeping with the paparazzi and allowing them to profit off the pictures. The new in-phrase is ‘exploitation therapy’.

  • sexy ass

    Truth be told, many women have this same fantasy. Many more have even “busted a move” for their lover. Sound like fun? It sure is! Plus, the Romantic Striptease is an awesome way to show your big ass just how sexy you’re feeling. And take it from me, he will agree with you 100%.

  • MIMI

    Ronald Jeremiah you are disgusting!

    Your mama is ashamed of you, you piece of DIRT!

  • OfficeDude

    It is time to move away from Britney and all the press she receives (or jumps). show your support for a Britney Free Zone (like George Clooney is looking for).

  • Julian

    Me and my boyfriend were in Frisco over the weekend and we saw Britney in Badlands. she wasnt even in LA !!!!This story is bogus people cuz she was with us!!! godam liers!!!

  • Jason

    OMG this story sounds like straight from a fanatasy movie.. lol no 1 is gona believe on this execpt for dumb asses

  • PIECEofME

    now taht is so disgusting,,,wot else u crazy people will create and think about? how dear u all talk so much bulshit about her,,,u are so disgusting,,,trash,,,bigest loosers in the world biger than big. u are so desgracefull and hidious by talking such nonsence about Brit.