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World Fearing U.S. Election Results
LONDON - England - There's something about a U.S. election that is quite scary to millions of people around the globe. ... Full story
War on Syria Is War on Russia
DAMASCUS - Syria - As the Russian supply planes land at Damascus International Airport, the West is slowly realising that they will have to go through Russia to get Assad. ... Full story
Ahmadinejad Opens Own Line of Tehran Dinner Jacket Shops
TEHRAN - Iran - "If you're going to get attacked, might as well dress in style" is the tag line for the new Ahmadinejad Dinner Jacket shops opened all over the city. ... Full story
Netanyahu Talks About Daily Squib at UN
NEW YORK - USA - Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu brought out a prop at the UN to illustrate what he thought of the Daily Squib newspaper. ... Full story
Israeli PM Netanyahu to Attend Letterman Show
NEW YORK - USA - The Israeli Prime Minister has finally had an attempted humour transplant and is set to have an interview on David Letterman's late night show, sources close to the PM have revealed. ... Full story
What the Kardashians Won't Tell You
LOS ANGELES - USA - Are Americans sleep walking into a Totalitarian Scientific Dictatorship or is everything OK? ... Full story
Policy Institute: War With Iran Would Ensure Obama Second Term
WASHINGTON DC - USA - An International Policy Institute expert has revealed that a protracted war with Iran would be the ultimate insurance for an Obama second term. ... Full story
General McChrystal: Why Bringing Back the Draft Will Boost US Economy
WASHINGTON DC - USA - If the Americans bring back conscription, all 18 year olds would be required to fight in the army. ... Full story
Music Biz Autotune Songs Now Used to Torture Inmates in Secret CIA Centres
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION - The music biz has come a long way since the days when artists and musicians sang and wrote their own music. With the autotune and vocoder vocals used in every song released these days, the disservice to music has been terrible but service to torture has been great. ... Full story
Blair Congratulates Assad on Job Well Done
HOULA - Syria - Former British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, plans on flying out to visit Syrian leader Bashar Hafez al-Assad in June to personally congratulate him on another massacre of civilians. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story