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Tortured 911 'Masterminds' Confess to Anything
GUANTANAMO BAY - Cuba - If you keep someone awake forcibly for 180 hours straight, they will confess to anything. These are the torture methods used on the 911 suspects. ... Full story
Argentina to Invade UK Sometime Next Week
BUENES AIRES - Argentina - President Cristina Kirchner, has ordered her forces to get ready to invade the British Isles next week. ... Full story
Why the ECB is Holding the World's Economy to Ransom
FRANKFURT - Germany - The European Central Bank is holding the world to ransom and will be the cause of the next Great Global Depression, purely because they refuse to print money. ... Full story
New Cristina Kirchner Portrait Shows Troubled Soul
BUENES AIRES - Argentina - The thirtieth anniversary of the Falklands war has taken a hard toll on Argentinian president, Cristina Kirchner, photos reveal. ... Full story
British Troops Told to Finish Training Afghan Troops to Kill British Troops
HELMAND - Afghanistan - British commanders have vowed to finish the British mission of training Afghan soldiers to kill British troops more efficiently. ... Full story
Dick Cheney Gets Human Heart Transplant
VIRGINIA - USA - Former Vice President Dick Cheney was recovering on Saturday after undergoing a human heart transplant. ... Full story
Obama Grooming Cameron For Iran War
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Amongst the glitz and money soaked environs of America's capital city, David Cameron was awkwardly celebrated by president, Barack Hussein Obama. ... Full story
Obama Will Still Play Golf During Nuclear War
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama vows to tee off during and after a full scale nuclear war, his aides have revealed. ... Full story
Obama: "Why Disarming America is My Last Act As President"
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama plans on making his last act as president count the most, disarming it to a basic shell of its previous military might. ... Full story
Argies Think It's 1982 All Over Again
BUENOS AIRES - Argentina - The Argentinian government has obviously got a short memory because they seem to have forgotten the massive whacking they got from Britain the last time they tried their hand at invading the Falkland Islands. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story