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If You Don't Get the Hispanic Vote You Lose
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Romney's sad attempts at bronzing up with a fake tan sadly went awry as his election loss is testament to how much the Hispanic vote is important in North America. ... Full story
Michelle Obama to Take First Multi-Million Dollar Vacation in Year
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Michelle Obama has sighed in relief at her husband's election win and is already planning her next multi-million dollar taxpayer funded vacation. ... Full story
World Fearing U.S. Election Results
LONDON - England - There's something about a U.S. election that is quite scary to millions of people around the globe. ... Full story
Stockmarket Implications For Obama or Romney Win
NEW YORK - USA - The Markets want a certain U.S. election winner for the next stage in the stockmarket, market analyst Dean Holbrook, who is the head of Deanco Capital, has told CNBC. ... Full story
Obama Hurricane Response is Election Gift From God
NEW JERSEY - USA - The Republicans are nowhere to be seen after the Sandy hurricane, and Obama is everywhere to be seen, this is just what he needed. ... Full story
U.S. Election Organisers Busy Setting Up Vote Rigging Machines
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Now that all the theatrical presidential debates are over, election organisers are busy setting up the vote rigging machines that will count what has been decided many months ago. ... Full story
U.S. Elections 2012: Vote Obamney!
NEW YORK - USA - US vote activist, Daryl Crescent has come up with a novel idea for the U.S. elections on November 6. ... Full story
2012 U.S. Election: Will Dimpled Chads Rear Their Ugly Heads Again?
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Election experts are getting ready with their magnifying glasses again for those dimpled chads during the election voter count. ... Full story
God Particle Found in Book of Mormon Says Romney
UTAH - USA - On a recent pilgrimage to the holy city of Mormon, Salt lake City, presidential candidate Mitt Romney extolled the virtues of his religion and revealed how the God particle is actually in the bible of Joseph Smith. ... Full story
Romney U.S. Election Debate: "Boy, You Gotta Know Your Place"
HEMPSTEAD - USA - Mitt Romney attempted to assert his plantation owner dominance over an Obama rebellion on Tuesday night's second U.S. Election debate. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story