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Why Obama Has to Win the Next Election

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Obama has to win the next election because it will be highly entertaining seeing the unrestrained president taking away America's guns, a group of foreign political observers have noted. ... Full story

Romney Wants to Bring All His Wives to White House

WASHINGTON DC - USA - GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney wants to bring his 274 wives to the White House when he wins the election in 2012. ... Full story

Gingrich Uses Wife to Secure More Funding

BRUNSWICK - USA - GOP presidential candidate, Newt Gingrich, is resorting to desperate measures to secure more funding for his ailing election campaign. ... Full story

Obama Threatens to Clean Out White House if Loses Election

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama said that he and his wife were considering cleaning out the White House of all the TVs and furniture if he loses his re-election bid. ... Full story

Santorum Declares Jihad on World

MISSISSIPPI - USA - Presidential candidate declares Jihad on world, Middle East first to go. ... Full story

Gay Moms Serenade Santorum in Election Song

OKLAHOMA - USA - Two lesbian women have struck a wonderful note of appreciation for right wing evangelical Christian candidate Rick Santorum that is set to make the Wild West heartland of America blush with pride. ... Full story

Republicans: Obama Guaranteed Another Four Years

DELAWARE - USA - Senior Republicans have conceded defeat because their candidates are so poor, and they have secretly praised Obama for a very slick operation where he barely lifted a finger to win the upcoming election. ... Full story

Santorum Visits Sanitarium

COOKSVILLE - USA - Republican hopeful Rick Santorum today visited a sanitarium on the outskirts of one of the towns on his campaign trail but after entering was told he cannot leave. ... Full story

Obama: "Why American Civilians Should Not Be Armed"

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The time has come for Americans to finally grow out of their obsession with firearms, and Obama's second term will ensure that he completes his mission to disarm America and make it into a 'safer' place. ... Full story

Religious Cult Member Could Be Next President of the United States

UTAH - USA - One day, Americans could wake up with a member from a religious cult as their president, constitutional experts have warned. ... Full story

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