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Global Economic Collapse and Other Fun Things
LONDON - England - The 2008 economic crisis was hailed as the worst crisis for thirty years, but that was just the beginning, a small tremor in what is yet to come to complete the cycle that has built for quite some time now. ... Full story
Obama: "Next Time Pay the Ho"
CARTAGENA - Colombia - President Obama has some sage words of advice for his Secret Service detail after speaking to Bill Clinton on the phone. ... Full story
Trayvon Martin African American Jesus
FLORIDA - USA - African Americans needed a face, something to rouse them from their slumber, something to pick them up and wake them from their sleep, well, Trayvon Martin is that face. ... Full story
Blacks May Be Allowed Into US Gated Communities For Short Visits
FLORIDA - USA - White Americans who live in gated communities have conceded that they may allow some black people access to their secluded gated communities on a temporary basis. ... Full story
Obama: "Why Disarming America is My Last Act As President"
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama plans on making his last act as president count the most, disarming it to a basic shell of its previous military might. ... Full story
Americans Leave Iraq After Using Up All the Oil
BAGHDAD - Iraq - The Americans are leaving the country they invaded eight years ago after using up all the oil and resources, a US official has admitted. ... Full story
Libya to Have Democracy Like Britain - No Referendums
TRIPOLI - Libya - British PM, David Cameron, has flown in to the Libyan capital city to inspect the oil fields in the country and tell the nation's new leaders that they must embrace democracy like Britain has. ... Full story
The Mean Streets of Wall Street
NEW YORK - USA - The peaceful protests held by the occupational forces of a few rag tag people have descended into open warfare as the state cracks down hard. ... Full story
Ben Bernanke Worse than Gordon Brown
WASHINGTON DC - USA - US equities fell by another 8% Thursday after Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke opened his mouth and spoke a few words at another meeting. ... Full story
U.S. Can't Afford to Pay to Print More Money
WASHINGTON DC - USA - There are serious fears for the U.S economy today after it was revealed that there was not enough money to pay for paper to print more money for the economy. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story