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Euro Will Only Work If Britain Is Head of Single EU Government
LONDON - England - The European project can only work if the UK is at the forefront of the single currency and EU government. ... Full story
Father of Internet Berners-Lee Arrested By Comrade Cameron
LONDON - England - Tim Berners-Lee, the Father of the Internet, has been arrested and detained by agents working for Comrade Cameron, after he dared speak out about the special surveillance Glavrepertkom. ... Full story
Who Was Great Britain's Greatest Enemy?
LONDON - England - George Washington, Hitler and Napoleon have nothing on Great Britain's ultimate foe. ... Full story
Comrade Cameron Warns Proles About Thoughtcrime
CHIPPING NORTON - England - Comrade Cameron supreme Soviet Coalition leader has ordered Home Security Commissar May to warn the proles about speech in public and what can happen if anyone says the wrong sort of thing. ... Full story
Think Tank: UK to Avoid Recession During Great Depression
LONDON - England - Britain escaped recession in the first quarter of the year during the prolonged Great Depression, but only just, according to a respected think-tank. ... Full story
UK Praised For Democracy Where All Emails Phone Calls Web Use Monitored
LONDON - England - The UK Coalition government, which is adopting the previous Labour government's total citizen surveillance plan, has been praised by the World Democracy Foundation for its dedication to freedom, democracy and justice. ... Full story
Coalition Want Window Tax Back
LONDON - England - George Osborne, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, has suggested that window tax may be reintroduced in Britain as early as next year. ... Full story
Oxford Street End of Year Stabbing Sale Goes Well
LONDON - England - The biggest Boxing Day stabbing sales frenzy in British history was marked with only thirty four stabbings yesterday as numerous bargain hunters were murdered in Oxford Street. ... Full story
Argies Think It's 1982 All Over Again
BUENOS AIRES - Argentina - The Argentinian government has obviously got a short memory because they seem to have forgotten the massive whacking they got from Britain the last time they tried their hand at invading the Falkland Islands. ... Full story
British Gastronomy Stays AAA When French Food Now AA
LONDON - England - The French were spitting mad yesterday when their entire gourmet cuisine was downgraded to AA from a previous high of AAA, by the International Gastronomy Institute in Lyons, France. ... Full story
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Prince Meets World's Tallest Man and Still Finds Time to Release New Album
MINNEAPOLIS - USA - Former artist formerly known as artist formerly known as and is known as Prince kicked off his new album release by meeting the worlds tallest man. ... Full story