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TSA Implement Sensual Massage Oils into Body Searches
FLORIDA - USA - Officials who create TSA operating procedures have said that the organisation should incorporate sensual massage oils into the routine of checking passengers before their flights. ... Full story
Traumatised Woman: "TSA Agent Made Me Smell His Finger"
ORLANDO - USA - A traumatised woman has spoken of her TSA checkpoint hell after one of the erroneous agents tried to make her smell his fingers towards the end of his eight hour shift. ... Full story
Obama to Create Jobs by Hiring More TSA Agents
WASHINGTON DC - USA - With U.S. unemployment currently at 9.8% and 45 million Americans on food stamps, the president has vowed to create more jobs -- in the TSA. ... Full story
TSA Plans Screening Americans in their Homes
MILWAUKEE - USA - Think you could avoid the TSA's body scanners and pat-downs by not flying, taking the train or bus, then you're wrong. The TSA wants to come to your home to complete searches on U.S. citizens even if you do not use any public transport. ... Full story
TSA to Probe the Moon
CAPE CANAVAREL - USA - President Obama has given permission for the TSA to probe the moon instead of space agency, NASA, new documents released from the White House reveal. ... Full story
TSA Names New Airport X-Ray Machines 'Freedom Scanners'
NEW JERSEY - USA - First there were 'Freedom Fries', now there are 'Freedom Scanners', the TSA has announced. ... Full story
Donna D'Errico Featured in 2011 TSA Calendar
LOS ANGELES - USA - Former Baywatch star and Playboy pin-up, Donna D'Errico is to feature in the TSA's 2011 calendar, TSA officials have disclosed. ... Full story
Woman Pregnant After TSA Pat-Down
FLORIDA - USA - Eighteen year old Carmella Sanchez has been diagnosed pregnant after a sensual TSA pat-down, that some say went a little too far. ... Full story
TSA Speed Dating Now Big Hit at U.S. Airports
KENTUCKY - USA - This Thanksgiving, single Americans have been having a wonderful time at the nation's airports. ... Full story
How I Fell in Love With a TSA Screener
CHICAGO - USA - Sometimes love finds us in the strangest of places. This is a wonderfully poignant story about a man who fell in love with his TSA screener. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story