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Cammo Running Scared Back to Merkel
LONDON - England - Number10 Downing Street was strangely quiet yesterday evening as the prime minister slunk back to his expensive fitted kitchen. ... Full story
Iron Lady Maggie Thatcher Meets Her Final Mining Strike
LONDON - England - Margaret Thatcher is dead. ... Full story
Labour Sends BBC Rottweiler After Boris
LONDON - England - The BBC's resident rottweiler Eddie Mair took a few chunks out of Boris Johnson's leg yesterday. The thing is who set up the grotesque show of ad hominem attacks on the London Mayor? Was it Labour or Cameron? ... Full story
Tory Party Invent Invisibility Cloak For Eastleigh Votes
EASTLEIGH - England - The Conservative party have invented the first ever invisibility cloak which they used successfully yesterday to put all their votes in the by-election. ... Full story
Pleb Rebellion Taking Down Tories
LONDON - England - The plebs are fighting back and striking some pretty big targets these days, Conservative party observers concede. ... Full story
Cameron: "Britons to Have Referendum on Whether to Have Referendum"
BIRMINGHAM - England - Speaking at the Conservative party's conference, prime minister David Cameron told everyone that he would agree to the British people having a referendum on a referendum of a possible referendum about a referendum for Britain's EU membership some time eventually in the distant far future. ... Full story
I Made It All Up: 'Treasury Boy' Revealed As Bullingdon Runaway
LONDON - England - A man who walked in to the Treasury building in May 2010 claiming to be a Tory Chancellor of the Exchequer has admitted that he made the whole thing up. ... Full story
Tories Unpopular Even If They're Socialists
LONDON - England - As the news came over the wires in the Conservative HQ, PM David Cameron, shook his head in disbelief. His party had lost over 800 seats in the English local elections. ... Full story
David Cameron in New 'Come Dine With Me' Show
LONDON - England - David Cameron and his wife are to star in a new show dedicated to special guests arriving at Number10 and being wined and dined by the couple. ... Full story
Secret Papers Reveal How Thatcher Cabinet Would Regularly Dress Up As Scousers
LONDON - England - National Archive papers released today show Margaret Thatcher and her cabinet would have scouser fancy dress days in 1981. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story