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Prince Harry Could Have Benefits Cut
LONDON - England - Prince Harry is no better than a chav on benefits, many royal commentators are now saying. ... Full story
Prince Harry Has Lost His Nazi Uniform Again
LAS VEGAS - USA - Prince Harry has had a dressing down from the royal palace and his army superiors for losing his Nazi uniform again. ... Full story
Prince William New Haircut Causes Stir at Olympics
LONDON - England - Whilst watching the British badminton team get another gold medal, the prince showed off his new haircut to Olympic audiences. ... Full story
Queen Wants Jubilee Celebration Every Year
LONDON - England - Queen Elizabeth II has spoken of her desire to have a Jubilee celebrating her reign every year from now on, as she thoroughly enjoyed her sixtieth Diamond celebration so much. ... Full story
British Spirit of Adversity Shines Through on Gloomy Jubilee Weather
LONDON - England - One thing the Brits have always done well is a good stiff upper lip, and with British weather as it is, that is a good thing to have in your arsenal. ... Full story
Britons Getting Ready For Queen's Jubilee Celebrations
LONDON - England - The Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations commemorating 60 years of her reign will be celebrated all over Britain and viewed by millions across the world. ... Full story
Pippa Middleton Involved in Drive-By Mooning
PARIS - France - Her Royal Hotness, Pippa Middleton bared her lovely bottom over the back of a moving car during a daring episode of mooning that was enjoyed by all who had the fortune to see the spectacle. ... Full story
Prince Harry Banned From Drinking Alcohol During Apache Flights
LONDON - England - Prince Harry has been banned from drinking whisky shots whilst flying his Apache helicopter senior MoD officials have revealed. ... Full story
Prince Harry's First Apache Mission Over Pakistan a Success
BAIZAI - Pakistan - Prince Harry has successfully carried out his first mission in the Afghan border region killing up to 28 Pakistani soldiers, reports have confirmed. ... Full story
Wind Farms Almost as Useless as Royal Family
WINDSOR - England - The Duke of Edinburgh has conceded the fact that wind farms are "almost as useless" as the royal family. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story


