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Duke of Edinburgh Denies Queen Gave Him Black Eye
TORONTO - Canada - Buckingham Palace has denied rumours about the Duke of Edinburgh's badly-bruised eye during a trip to Canada. ... Full story
Prince Harry to do Third Tour of Las Vegas
LAS VEGAS - USA - Prince Harry is set to do his third tour of Las Vegas his entourage has revealed to the tabloid press. ... Full story
Prince Charles Selling Horse Burgers From Sandringham
SANDRINGHAM - England - Prince Charles is now selling fully fledged horse burgers from the Queen's Norfolk estate, palace sources have revealed. ... Full story
Will the Royal Baby have Windsor Teeth?
WINDSOR - England - Royal watchers are all speculating about the wonderful news that Kate Middleton is to give birth soon and what kind of teeth the baby will have. ... Full story
Kate Middleton to Open Strip Bar in London's Soho
LONDON - England - The seedy part of Britain's capital city is about to get even seedier with the opening of Kate Middleton's own brand of strip bars. ... Full story
The Queen 'Speaking With a Polish Accent' Says Mirren Ahead of New Role as Monarch
LONDON - England - Actress Dame Helen Mirren, who has announced she will return to play the Queen in a new West End play, has remarked that the monarch's English accent now has a decidedly Eastern European Polish tinge to it. ... Full story
The Sun to Launch Royal Page Three Extravaganza
LONDON - England - Rupert Murdoch has been licking his lips all day today at the prospect of launching a royal themed Page Three site linked with the Sun newspaper. ... Full story
The French Invite Duchess of Cambridge to Pose Topless For Bastille Day PICTURE EXCLUSIVE
PARIS - France - Trust the French to have a dig at the British royal family, and with the new topless pictures of Kate Middleton doing the rounds, things are hotting up in the nude royal stakes. PHOTO EXCLUSIVE ONLY ON THE SQUIB! ... Full story
Prince Harry Royal Nudist Colony Opens in South of France
COTE D'AZUR - France - Get your tackle out by Royal appointment, or should that be annointment. The Royal family have endorsed Prince Harry's new nudist camp venture and Prince Charles and Camilla are even threatening to undress at the camp themselves. ... Full story
Royals Watch as Poor People Thrown to Wild Dogs
BALMORAL - Scotland - The Royal Family had a delightful day out at Balmoral on Sunday when over two hundred poor people were thrown to the dogs in front of baying crowds of privileged royalty and rich business people. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story