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Pippa Middleton Involved in Drive-By Mooning
PARIS - France - Her Royal Hotness, Pippa Middleton bared her lovely bottom over the back of a moving car during a daring episode of mooning that was enjoyed by all who had the fortune to see the spectacle. ... Full story
Prince Harry Banned From Drinking Alcohol During Apache Flights
LONDON - England - Prince Harry has been banned from drinking whisky shots whilst flying his Apache helicopter senior MoD officials have revealed. ... Full story
Prince Harry's First Apache Mission Over Pakistan a Success
BAIZAI - Pakistan - Prince Harry has successfully carried out his first mission in the Afghan border region killing up to 28 Pakistani soldiers, reports have confirmed. ... Full story
Wind Farms Almost as Useless as Royal Family
WINDSOR - England - The Duke of Edinburgh has conceded the fact that wind farms are "almost as useless" as the royal family. ... Full story
Mike Tindall Invited to Play Special Rugby Match at Tower of London
LONDON - England - Rugby player, Mike Tindall, has been invited by the Princess Royal and the Queen to attend a special rugby match at the Tower of London, the palace has announced. ... Full story
Chinese Want to Buy British Royal Family
BEIJING - China - Chinese Finance Minister, Hi Chintau, has spoken of his desire to buy the British royal family, in the latest round of major purchases by the cash rich country. ... Full story
Palace Aides Shocked After Kate Middleton Brings Jellied Eel Dish to Palace
LONDON - England - Kensington Palace senior staff have been left with red faces after newly wed Kate Middleton brought a bucket of jellied eels to a palace function earlier on in the month. ... Full story
How Kate Snagged Her Prince
LONDON - England - As the newlyweds cosy down to married life, Kate gives a lesson in social-climbing to the masses. ... Full story
Gordon Brown and Tony Blair Invited to Daily Squib Offices Instead of Royal Wedding
LONDON - England - After being snubbed by the royal family, Gordon Brown and Tony Blair, accepted our invitation to come to the Daily Squib offices today. ... Full story
Peasants Told to Celebrate Royal Wedding
LONDON - England - The nation's peasants were on standby this month as the powers that be ordered them to celebrate the royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story