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Clegg Angry at Obama Cameron Relationship
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Deputy PM Nick Clegg was said to be absolutely furious that his Coalition partner PM David Cameron was getting it on with U.S. President, Barack Obama on his trip to America. ... Full story
Obama Grooming Cameron For Iran War
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Amongst the glitz and money soaked environs of America's capital city, David Cameron was awkwardly celebrated by president, Barack Hussein Obama. ... Full story
Republicans: Obama Guaranteed Another Four Years
DELAWARE - USA - Senior Republicans have conceded defeat because their candidates are so poor, and they have secretly praised Obama for a very slick operation where he barely lifted a finger to win the upcoming election. ... Full story
Obama Will Still Play Golf During Nuclear War
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama vows to tee off during and after a full scale nuclear war, his aides have revealed. ... Full story
Obama Teleprompter Breaks Down During Bedroom Session With Wife
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama has come a cropper in the bedroom after his teleprompter broke down causing another massive fight with an angry Michelle Obama. ... Full story
Mr Clean to Get Second Term
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama is certain to get a second term because of his clean record, as well as GOP candidates being a major disappointment to voters. ... Full story
Obama: "Y'all Gonna Be Payin' Tax Soon"
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama wants American millionaires to pay half their yearly income in tax, and is pushing for a more European model of overall taxation. ... Full story
Illegal Alien President Obama Will Be Deported Says Immigration Office
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Former President of the United States, Barack Obama, is facing deportation for being in the country illegally, and will not be treated differently than anyone else under U.S. laws, White House Press Secretary, Larry Hauser, told CBS news on Friday. ... Full story
Obama Loses $4 Trillion On Golf Game Bet
MARTHA'S VINEYARD - USA - President Barack Obama bet $4 trillion worth of U.S. social security payments on a round of golf and lost, reports claim. ... Full story
Obama to Create Jobs by Hiring More TSA Agents
WASHINGTON DC - USA - With U.S. unemployment currently at 9.8% and 45 million Americans on food stamps, the president has vowed to create more jobs -- in the TSA. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story