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US Secret Service Say They Learned Everything From Bill Clinton
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Amidst the fallout of the Colombian secret service fiasco, some servicemen are claiming that they learned their seduction skills from the one and only Bill Clinton while he was in office. ... Full story
Obama Reserves His Place on Mount Rushmore
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama has already reserved his place on Mount Rushmore as one of the greatest presidents in the history of the United States. ... Full story
Obama: "Next Time Pay the Ho"
CARTAGENA - Colombia - President Obama has some sage words of advice for his Secret Service detail after speaking to Bill Clinton on the phone. ... Full story
Why Obama Has to Win the Next Election
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Obama has to win the next election because it will be highly entertaining seeing the unrestrained president taking away America's guns, a group of foreign political observers have noted. ... Full story
Illegal Obama Wonder Drug Hits the Streets of America
ATLANTA - USA - The FBI are warning citizens of a new dangerous Obama drug with the face of the president on the pills hitting the streets of America. ... Full story
Obama Threatens to Clean Out White House if Loses Election
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama said that he and his wife were considering cleaning out the White House of all the TVs and furniture if he loses his re-election bid. ... Full story
Clegg Angry at Obama Cameron Relationship
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Deputy PM Nick Clegg was said to be absolutely furious that his Coalition partner PM David Cameron was getting it on with U.S. President, Barack Obama on his trip to America. ... Full story
Obama Grooming Cameron For Iran War
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Amongst the glitz and money soaked environs of America's capital city, David Cameron was awkwardly celebrated by president, Barack Hussein Obama. ... Full story
Republicans: Obama Guaranteed Another Four Years
DELAWARE - USA - Senior Republicans have conceded defeat because their candidates are so poor, and they have secretly praised Obama for a very slick operation where he barely lifted a finger to win the upcoming election. ... Full story
Obama Will Still Play Golf During Nuclear War
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama vows to tee off during and after a full scale nuclear war, his aides have revealed. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story