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No The Daily Squib Will Not Open an Office in North Korea
PYONGYANG - North Korea - There were scenes of mass hysteria and lamentation on Monday as millions of North Koreans openly wept in public at the terrible news that there will not be any Daily Squib offices or publications in their country in the foreseeable future. ... Full story
Kim Jong-un May Be Too Sane For North Korea Job
PYONGYANG - North Korea - There were serious fears today for the pariah communist state, after it was revealed that Kim Jong Il's successor and son, Kim Jong-un, may actually be sane. ... Full story
No Oil In North Korea Says U.S.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - A spokesman for the Pentagon has announced that U.S. forces will not be invading N. Korea any time soon because there is no oil there. ... Full story
North Korean Pizza Toppings Cause a Stir
PYONGYANG - North Korea - The launch of Pyongyang's first pizza restaurant brings to fruition a ten-year effort by dictator Kim Jong-il - a renowned gluttonous pig and lover of western food - to create the perfect pizza and pasta in his homeland. ... Full story
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Man Blows Brains Out at Britain's Got Talent Show
LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show got more than they bargained for on Monday night when a man took out a revolver and shot himself in the head. ... Full story