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Labour MP Diane Abbott Disciplined By Plantation Owner

LONDON - England - MP Diane Abbott has been threatened with dismissal back to the cabbage fields if she speaks out again against her masters. ... Full story

'Red Ed' Miliband, the next prime minister of Britain?

Miliband to be Prime Minister in Alternate Universe

LONDON - England - Current Opposition Labour party leader, Ed Miliband, has spoken of his aspirations and his strong will to gain the Prime Ministership of Britain. ... Full story

Labour MP Ed Balls photographed just before he lost both testicles on the football pitch

Ed Balls Loses Testicles in Terrible Football Accident

SCUNTHORPE - England - Labour politician, Ed Balls, has lost both testicles in a horrendous football injury, his office has reported. ... Full story

This is your fucking future..

Labour's Children Are Revolting

LONDON - England - As the smouldering wreck of the capital city is unveiled by the morning sun, the carnage of the previous nights festivities are uncovered for the whole world to see. ... Full story

Timing..

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Labour-ite Scorned

LONDON - England - Rupert Murdoch switched sides from Labour to Conservative after Blair was ousted by Brown and Balls. Things went downhill rapidly for the Labour government until they were finally ousted by the Con Dem partnership. Now it is revenge time. ... Full story

Ex nilhilo nihil fit

Red Ed Joins Insipid Lame March With No Purpose

LONDON - England - There's nothing worse than seeing people protesting about nothing and offering no solutions or alternatives to Britain's economic problems. ... Full story

Balls deep..

Miliband Gets Some Balls

LONDON - England - Labour leader, Ed Miliband, finally got the Balls he always wanted when Commissar Ed Balls from the ousted Comrade Brown regime was resurrected from the dead and released from his brief stay in a Gulag up North. ... Full story

The Labour party is set to spend the next thirty years in opposition

Labour Party Actually Elects a Leader

MANCHESTER - England - The Labour party has just elected a leader in an actual internal election. ... Full story

One arsehole meets another..

The Demise of Nu-Labour's Mascot Noel Gallagher

LONDON - England - Just like Nu-Labour's downfall, so too go Oasis, a bunch of has-beens and thugs, who milked as much as they could get out of a few mediocre songs. ... Full story

"Don't want no Barney Rubble or Bird Lime, nah don't make a Pen 'n' Ink about the situation. Just 'and ovah the Sausage and Mash before the Rozzers get wind of the scam."

Daily Squib Hires Labour Peer

ESSEX - England - The Daily Squib has managed to hire a Lord to change the law in our favour. ... Full story

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