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Armed Priests in Massive U.S. Church Shoot-out
CALABASAS - USA - Fifteen heavily armed priests from two neighbouring churches in a small town have been involved in a massive shoot out lasting for over five hours and involving over thirty police officers. ... Full story
Scientists Find Atom That Looks Like Jesus
KENTUCKY - USA - Scientists at the Fry University of Kentucky have come up with an incredible discovery that may revolutionise how we visualise some atoms. ... Full story
Mrs Jesus Christ Kept Her Husband's Robe Freshly Ironed
JERUSALEM - Israel - A newly discovered piece of papyrus has brought new light into the life of Jesus, a professor and expert in Christianity at Harvard Divinity School has revealed. ... Full story
Christianity Experts: You Missed Him, Jesus Came Back Five Years Ago
MISSISSIPI - USA - Theological experts have finally revealed that Jesus Christ came back to earth five years ago but left soon after. Only a few people noticed his return and his departure. ... Full story
Italian Scientists: "Jesus Looked Like a Medieval European Man"
TURIN - Italy - Scientists sponsored by the Roman Catholic Church have revealed new fascinating facts that Jesus looked exactly like a medieval artist's depiction of a European man during the Middle Ages. ... Full story
Rapture Followers Who Gave Away Life Savings Want Money Back
WISCONSIN - USA - Dwight Bingham, a follower of the Christian radio network Family Stations Inc is demanding the return of the $185,000 he gave to Jesus last week when the Rapture was meant to happen. ... Full story
Send in Your Donations the End of the World is Nigh
OAKLAND - USA - Donations are pouring in to the End of the World Rapture movement's bank accounts just before the end of the world occurs later on today. ... Full story
Worldwide Mysterious Bird Deaths Finally Solved
KENTUCKY - USA - Scientists and researchers at the George W Bush Research Institute of Neocon Science have finally discovered the real reason why thousands of birds are mysteriously falling dead out of the skies all over the world. ... Full story
Three Wise Men Had Low IQ's Say Biblical Experts
NAZARETH - Israel - Archaeologists and theological researchers have uncovered evidence that proves the three wise men were actually pretty dumb. ... Full story
Obama Finds Jesus
NEW MEXICO - USA - On the campaign trail for the midterm elections, Obama has been ordered by his controllers to start talking about Jesus to get some votes. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story