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New Houses of Parliament Design Proposal Accepted
LONDON - England - The Houses of Parliament are set for an architectural revamp by up-and-coming architect Gandolpho Huhne. ... Full story
Westminster Farmer: Time to Clean Out the Trough Once Again
London - England - It's that time of year again when the Westminster pig pens are cleared out exposing some of the greedy pigs taking more than their fair share on the farm. ... Full story
Revealed: Government Plans For Politicians to be Privatised
LONDON - England - The House of Commons offers £1.5bn contract under which private firms may write governmental policy and debate issues. ... Full story
New House of Commons Beer More Acceptable
LONDON - England - Radical feminists in the House of Commons, headed by Labour MP Kate Green, have proclaimed a victory resulting in the demise of the much appreciated Top Totty beer with a new replacement that is more pleasing to the humourless feministas who have campaigned against it. ... Full story
Female MP Angry For Not Being Taken Seriously After Posing For Men's Magazine
LONDON - England - She has taken Westminster by storm, as well as the innards of many a trouser after posing for photos in GQ magazine. ... Full story
Labour MP Diane Abbott Disciplined By Plantation Owner
LONDON - England - MP Diane Abbott has been threatened with dismissal back to the cabbage fields if she speaks out again against her masters. ... Full story
Will Cameron's Third Attempt at a Summer Holiday Work?
LONDON - England - First there were the riots whilst in Tuscany, thousand point stockmarket drops, then the Libyan rebel incursion into Tripoli whilst in Cornwall, and now the PM wants to know what is next? ... Full story
MPs Could Be Hanged For Expenses Fraud
LONDON - England - Soon there could be a joyful sight over the neo-Gothic edifice of the Houses of Parliament with the swinging lifeless bodies of MPs swaying in the breeze. ... Full story
MP Admits Not Fiddling Expenses
LONDON - England - Herman Phuckah today became the first sitting MP to admit to not committing expenses fraud when he admitted refusing to claim more than £65,000. ... Full story
Houses of Parliament Sewage Recycling to Power Half of Country
LONDON - England - A £2.5 million project will see major UK utility companies recycling biomethane produced from human waste in the Houses of Parliament into enough renewable gas to heat and power up to 30 million homes. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story